mojofrododojo

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mojofrododojo,

I’ll pay the waterfall tax for fewer chuds and legal dope.

mojofrododojo,

well, shit… that’s a firehose of crazy too. I will incorporate this into my re-evaluation continuing.

mojofrododojo,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

mojofrododojo,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

mojofrododojo,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

mojofrododojo,

the holes seem too small for, er, fertility…

mojofrododojo,

You’ve seen the cheese, but have you tried Entertainment Crackers?

I was expecting something else entirely but eh…

mojofrododojo,

it almost looked like some kind of powder they were pouring in.

mojofrododojo,

even better is measuring shit in stone.

no one knows what that means outside of blighty mate, no one’s ever fucking heard of stone. it’s so hilarious.

mojofrododojo,

Mechwarrior. The first one. Remade by Piranha Games or some indie outfit, just respect the material, expand the universe, mission negotiations, recruitable mercs, fidelity. Keep the story.

mojofrododojo,

There’s no shame in making a counter-proposal, especially if your terms benefit each party more than the originally proffered proposal stipulated in their proposal documentation.

mojofrododojo,

haha you should know - George Carlin hosted the very first episode of SNL, with the MUPPETS!

no shit. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/George_Carlin

mojofrododojo,

people arguing about visual pollution never had to worry about their kids growing up with asthma induced by exhaust fumes.

mojofrododojo,

I think any place that rejects renewables should get a coal fired power plant instead. Let them reconsider it as their kids grow up with heavy metals and all the other shit these things spew out.

mojofrododojo,

just get a hot water tap. boiling water on demand for serious tea consumption.

Great for french press too.

mojofrododojo,

AMEN. HP used to innovate technology. Nowadays they innovate new ways to fuck their customers around.

mojofrododojo,

My first laser printer was an HP Laser Jet MP5 that my boss threw away because ‘it was noisy’. Workhorse beast printed easily another 15,000 pages before I replaced it with a color laser from Brother. That beast (purchased in 2013) has gone through 3 toner carts for CYMK, and printed high res great output in glorious color for over a decade now.

Moral of the story: HP wasn’t always garbage, but they certainly are today; Brother makes a damn good printer.

mojofrododojo,

yeah exactly my reaction, I’d worry the world would be messy - at least near any nuclear plant that doesn’t self shut down… I agree it would irradiate an enormous amount of water and soil but 1000 years later? most of the hot stuff will be long gone and nature will just adapt around the dead zones. see the results @ Pripyat.

The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

mojofrododojo,

yeah, it is childish to focus on the sportsball and not the message bud.

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. Life is more than rooting for the guys on the TV.

mojofrododojo,

good night censor, sleep well

mojofrododojo,

Semens to me that cumclusion is jizzt right.

mojofrododojo,

It’s a start.

I kid, I kid, my parents are already dead, not everyone who was/is a boomer is horrid. But this generation has hung around power for too long, it’s time to move on.

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