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neptune,

Yes, because the mentally ill and the old and the unlucky deserve the tents.

neptune,

It’s a place where subs can gossip about their doms

neptune,

It’s a copy paste from reddit and I didn’t feel like editing the glory

neptune,

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

neptune,

I love that essay so much. I reread it occasionally. I think about the man who won’t eat ketchup pretty frequently.

neptune,
neptune, (edited )

Obviously everyone is different. Etc. But you should read this article.

archive.ph/2023.08.18-142255/https://…/616725/

Basically this one woman immerses herself in the worst corners of the new right.

Come for the schadenfreude, stay for the man who won’t eat ketchup.

What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

I am in an intense love-hate relationship with Spotify. It makes good mixes for me, I have found a lot of great bands that way. BUT IT KEEPS REGURGITATING THE SAME SONGS IN THERE. I know about Song Radios and Artist Radios, so please don’t recommend those. Smart Shuttle doesn’t cut it, either....

neptune,

I’ve been having the same issue. Then I saw a meme implying it’s laziness is a caching issue? I’m going to try clearing the cache daily (or more often if I am using it a lot) and seeing if that helps Spotify be more spontaneous

neptune,

Boss just wants everyone to take a big deep breath (and pray?) before making a big decision

neptune,

xkcd.com/988/

“Every year, American culture embarks on a massive project to carefully recreate the Christmases of baby boomer childhoods.”

neptune,

It’s become a meme where a poor soul wants some thing, and the kid pops out of the well with a trite rebuttal.

In this case, the trite rebuttal is a cartoon about technological standards.

neptune, (edited )

Your second podcast will be bad

Your third podcast will be bad

Your fourth podcast will be bad

neptune,

Someone is getting ripped of here. Could be OPs friend even.

neptune,

Is this a loan? At fifteen percent interest?

Don’t mix friendship and money.

neptune,

It depends on a lot of factors. How serious you are into candles, how much money you make/have/want to save, and if there are any scents you want that are hard to find as candles but available as oils

neptune,

Make your own

neptune,

It’s almost like “hate the sin” means “judge people” which is something god did politely ask us not to do.

neptune,

An interior decorator? That place looked like shit.

neptune,

That’s the joke. I immediately thought of the book and then when I went to find a photo to paint lightsabers on, I realised that both the OG and “and Zombies” had been made into films about fifteen years ago. This image is from the “and Zombies” film. They were already carrying swords in this shot.

neptune,

So they aren’t the droids I’m looking for.

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