ooterness

@ooterness@lemmy.world

I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.

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ooterness,

It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!

ooterness,

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

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My head canon is that Tony Stark has a superpower: everything he builds works the first time.

If it’s really complicated, like an entirely new Iron Man suit, then it might malfunction once in an amusing way. Then he tightens a screw and it’s perfect. It never fails outright or bricks itself.

In my experience, this is not how hardware or software development goes. I want this power so much.

ooterness,

Jedi Horse by Burberry

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On that note, there will be a similar problem in 2038. It’s just like Y2K but harder to explain, which means management won’t understand, so it won’t get fixed.

ooterness,

Cowsay should be installed by default on every distro.

ooterness,

Needs more JPEG? Here’s a link to the original comic.

ooterness,

This post is horrifying, not funny.

ooterness,

Counterpoint: Put it inside the phone, where it belongs.

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Hannah Montana 5 eva.

ooterness,

It could also be a BO⊥S sign that’s been flipped upside down.

ooterness,

Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)

ooterness,

No, it’s a magical morbidly obese senior citizen. Totally different.

ooterness,

Please link to the original artist, Lucas Nascimento. This JPEG has been recompressed so many times it’s getting fuzzy.

ooterness,

Um, actually it should be “That’s us”, since Borg never refer to themselves in the singular until Hugh goes and ruins everything.

ooterness,

This is outrageous. Where are the images with humorous text? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Risa. You post text like that, they put you in meme. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Killing Tuvix, we have a special meme for Tuvix. You are Kevin? Right to meme. You are drinking coffee: right to meme, right away. You undercook leola root? Believe it or not, meme. You overcook leola, also meme. Undercook, overcook. We have the best treks in the galaxy because of meme.

ooterness,

Blank space in the corners that’s not filled with ads? What kind of Ferengi display is this!?

ooterness,

My cat insists on it. With almost any new thing, she will meow until she gets to sniff it.

ooterness,

But Yoda secretly having an evil red sith lightsaber is the best part.

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Jokes on them, I brought a Starlink dish in my carry-on.

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Why does the fake skeleton have little bone ears?

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I don’t want to get out of futon.

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