I think you’ve got Janeway and Paris swapped, but I would love to see AI redo Tuvok a la early-90s Eddie Murphy (ie. Golden Child, Coming To America, maybe 48hrs)
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
In fact, the word “brown” is the morph of the original word for bear. Whatever humans used for brown was overshadowed long ago by the very experience of bear itself, and the color alone became a prevalent warning against that thing that is the single most terrifying brown in existence.
Re: the silent downvoting: IMHO, it’s childish and worse than toadying as it’s both inherently cowardly and lacks any real effort at all. If I thought it would constructively improve the platform, I’d suggest a daily rationing of them, but what’s the point?
edit: D’awww, the chickenshits took the time to click. That’s adorable.
How's this plan progressing? (lemmy.world)
Just like 2 more week, are yall almost done yet?
It's cannon. (startrek.website)
Trading Quadrants. (lemmy.world)
The rage is real (startrek.website)
What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition) (lemmy.world)
Not my work, but I do apologize by proxy for the AI Lae’zel pic
The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case (pixelfed.social)
Trek Club (lemmy.world)
soak and jump hump (feddit.de)
👏👏👏👏saltwater👏marshes👏are👏your👏best👏defence👏from👏sea👏level👏rise👏👏👏👏 (mander.xyz)
stop draining florida, dinguses.
Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?
Has something new come along? It’s been so long since I’ve needed to do this that I assume CCleaner has enshittified by now.
What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
"Get a load of this chick" (startrek.website)
Is this a cry for help? (lemmy.ca)
Cave Bear (mander.xyz)
What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome...
Battle of Burgertown 2009 (lemmy.ca)