phorq

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phorq,

Why compete when you can not?

phorq,

I thought that was an invite-only club…

phorq,

They learned it from watching us!

phorq,

The problem is that they actually don’t mean that. And truthfully I don’t mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit’s expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

phorq,

Why do these vultures talk like Mr. Poopybutthole?

phorq,

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

phorq,

Is this that “alchemy” thing I’ve heard so much about?

phorq,

PlayStation Zero is better than Diet PlayStation and it’s still 0 calories (assuming you don’t try to eat it…)

phorq,

The file extension is exe, am I doing something wrong?

phorq,

The cow says “meow this guy knows his memes!”

phorq,

Chupa… can you imagine that being a kids movie?

phorq,

Do you have a problem? If yes, then it should consume your thoughts so you don’t have any ability to think of a solution… If no, then you must’ve forgotten something…

phorq,

F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…

phorq,

It’s always Sunny in Alabama

phorq,

Dude made a fortune on merch, I see red shirts and grey hoodies all the time

phorq,

Proceeds to eat all the fish and do a surprisingly sophisticated double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’ as thanks before leaving dolphin man behind on earth…

phorq,

If everyone sucks at driving, odds are that you do too (I’m not excluding myself from this). Most people just don’t realize it. But yes some people are more stupid than others…

phorq, (edited )

Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you’re really lucky you might live to 100… That’s (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)… You only have a 27% chance of dying this way… Honestly didn’t expect it to be that high.

phorq,

Why am I getting Bobobo vibes? There better not be an epic battle of ass hair vs pubic hair happening just outside…

phorq,

Missed opportunity to make that a gif that moves slightly…

phorq,

He didn’t leave the matrix yet?

phorq,

I don’t believe you, do you have video evidence of this?

phorq,

Okay, I want that dance on my desk by Monday

phorq,

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

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