phorq

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phorq,

The Q continuum is messing with us?

phorq,

You would, dumb-ass…

phorq,

That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

phorq,

I’ve only got normal ears, unless you’re talking about what I do with q-tips…

phorq,

I know a drumstick when I see one, didn’t realize KFC made them this large though…

phorq,

Yeah, I understand wanting a more devoted/consistent following, but I think it would probably be better to have an incentive like an extra panel or behind the scenes information in the newsletter if you wanna attract people and not lose your casual audience.

phorq,

How dare people not have to choose between being human and missing the movie to piss! I say we chain them to their seats!

phorq,

Starfleet propaganda at its finest

phorq,

“Your credit card on file declined on our most recent attempted rebill, please update your payment info… or we’re not friends anymore!”

phorq,

I’m confused, normally threats happen before the thing it’s threatening… Have I been imagining piracy all these years?

phorq,

It’s okay buddy, you’ll get over that lisp!

phorq,

There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.

phorq,

There’s your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn’t matter the price per toe you’re offering.

phorq,

That’s ruff-ruff buddy…

phorq,

Depending on how well I know the person I’ll say something like “slowly going insane, but it’s fine”

phorq,

Thank you for letting us know your fears, this info has been added to our database for later use

phorq,

Which name is distorted? I’m not a robot…

phorq,

“Hey, how many legs do you normally have on your leg?”

phorq,

I think that zebra is high too, its stripes are having trouble staying straight.

phorq,

I support femineminism, mainly because it’s fun to say…

phorq,

Yeah, but don’t give them the credit. I’ll never forgive them for shitting on me that one time (botanists that is…)

phorq,

Doolilphobia

phorq,

Never thought I’d feel nostalgia for beans. I still don’t give a shit, but I’ll give it two days…

phorq,

I don’t know how that would even be possible for me. I use my phone for my music and gps, pretty sure I ain’t going anywhere without it.

phorq,

“Oh shit, how do I normally move my arms when I walk? No, this doesn’t feel natural…”

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