Yeah, honestly sounds like something you’d try when you have no shame. Not that I’m judging, just there’s a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that…
According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!
So if I’m 28, I’d be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years… Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone’s interested!
I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.
Fast casual (lemmy.world)
What is your favorite hobby?
Mine is computers, I spend every free second on them.
Truly inspirational (lemmy.world)
You should (lemmy.ohaa.xyz)
And I will die on this hill. (lemmy.world)
Why does America say 'merry christmas'?
while it seems everyone else says ‘happy christmas’...
1 December 2023 (sh.itjust.works)
They shipped him in from Italy (startrek.website)
Watching mouths fill up with towels (lemmy.world)
Calm down there, edgelord (lemmy.world)
I’ll be waiting in the car (lemmy.world)
I had to try it to believe it (startrek.website)
Just speak normally (startrek.website)
Self-love (startrek.website)
Hand-holding Mittens (lemmy.world)
My lady showed this to me so I figured I’d post it here… she may have been sending me a hint.
Become unreachable (startrek.website)
Happy 1704067200 seconds since 1970 (lemmy.world)
Hey now you're a rock star (lemmy.world)
That’s breakfast, what’s lunch? (theawesomedaily.com)
Live in the moment (lemmy.world)
Cha cha real smooth (sh.itjust.works)
Probably my MOTY 2023 (lemmy.world)
22 December 2023 (sh.itjust.works)
help
I can’t recall a time when I wasn’t lost in the inner solar system. Currently I’m stuck on the third dot - how do I proceed?...
"Sudden Death" by MrLovenstein (lemmy.world)
mrlovenstein.com...