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phorq, to comicstrips in Poor turtle [Duck Chillin]

They learned it from watching us!

phorq, to memes in YouTube

The problem is that they actually don’t mean that. And truthfully I don’t mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit’s expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

phorq, to cyanideandhappiness in 16 January 2024

PlayStation Zero is better than Diet PlayStation and it’s still 0 calories (assuming you don’t try to eat it…)

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Legendary exit for a legendary creator

Dude made a fortune on merch, I see red shirts and grey hoodies all the time

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in When you let boomers run social media accounts

F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in This is the companion to the books "It's not my fault" and "My brother did it"

If everyone sucks at driving, odds are that you do too (I’m not excluding myself from this). Most people just don’t realize it. But yes some people are more stupid than others…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... I think I'm lost? NSFW

Why am I getting Bobobo vibes? There better not be an epic battle of ass hair vs pubic hair happening just outside…

phorq, (edited ) to memes in Sleep tight

Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you’re really lucky you might live to 100… That’s (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)… You only have a 27% chance of dying this way… Honestly didn’t expect it to be that high.

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in We are living in the end times

No, this is Peter.

phorq, to comicstrips in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Why compete when you can not?

phorq, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 8 June 2018

I thought that was an invite-only club…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Cha cha real smooth

Okay, I want that dance on my desk by Monday

phorq, to thefarside in 20 January 2024

Why do these vultures talk like Mr. Poopybutthole?

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in dont question the big orb

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

phorq, to mildlyinteresting in We hit one third of boomers being dead in the last few days.

He didn’t leave the matrix yet?

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