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phorq, to lemmybewholesome in Self-love

It’s only dissociative if the identities aren’t getting along.

phorq, to asklemmy in Why does America say 'merry christmas'?

Is it wrong for me to say that the pessimism with a side of alcohol is the most British you could possibly describe being merry?

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Truly inspirational

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in And I will die on this hill.

I was wondering what happened to the drone delivery Amazon promised… It all makes sense now…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in I’ll be waiting in the car

Why do I suddenly feel the need to start digging holes…

phorq, to thefarside in 22 December 2023

= I 1337 you +3000

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in That’s breakfast, what’s lunch?

I’m uncomfortable swallowing such a large iron supplement…

phorq, to lemmybewholesome in Hand-holding Mittens

Is it just me, or does it look like a symbolic heart shape but with valves coming off of it?..

phorq, to memes in Calm down there, edgelord

Who’s it whispering to if not me? And is it talking about me?

phorq, to memes in Fast casual

Yeah, honestly sounds like something you’d try when you have no shame. Not that I’m judging, just there’s a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that…

phorq, to memes in Live in the moment

Braille toilet paper is a real missed opportunity…

phorq, to piracy in What site should I trust?

Simple, trust no one. Get a no-reported-logs VPN, don’t download anything that has a strange file size or extension, look at comments, look at the number of seeders if it’s a torrent. If you can, join something like a private tracker where there’s moderation too. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it’s probably not the movie you were looking for and there might be a Trojan army inside waiting for you to let the duck enter your computer… That metaphor may have fallen apart on me…

phorq, to memes in Probably my MOTY 2023

That’s why all the rich people say they’re makin cheddar

phorq, to memes in Hey now you're a rock star

Shrek Punch: onion juice followed by a taste of ass and waffles

phorq, to memes in help

More like Cosmic-sans…

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