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phorq, to memes in POV:

The cow says “meow this guy knows his memes!”

phorq, to comicstrips in Dolphin Man

Proceeds to eat all the fish and do a surprisingly sophisticated double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’ as thanks before leaving dolphin man behind on earth…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in I can't argue with his point.

Is this that “alchemy” thing I’ve heard so much about?

phorq, to memes in Crazy fact

I don’t believe you, do you have video evidence of this?

phorq, to memes in Become unreachable

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

phorq, to memes in Playing an unsupported file

The file extension is exe, am I doing something wrong?

phorq, to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Chupa… can you imagine that being a kids movie?

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in How I cannot be worry??

Do you have a problem? If yes, then it should consume your thoughts so you don’t have any ability to think of a solution… If no, then you must’ve forgotten something…

phorq, to memes in You can't beat him at this.

Missed opportunity to make that a gif that moves slightly…

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine

Thanks! You’re hot too, dawg!

phorq, to lemmyshitpost in Just speak normally

I prefer saying it’s 9:270°

phorq, to memes in Sleep tight

I doubt my math is correct, I always sucked at statistics, but if you were to convert my previous nonsense you wouldn’t multiply by 365 since you already have the yearly rate rather than the daily rate so it would be: (100) × (500 ÷ 333,287,557) × (100%) = 0.015%

phorq, to linux in Happy 1704067200 seconds since 1970

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I’ve come to call them the leaping gnu/years

phorq, to comicstrips in "Sudden Death" by MrLovenstein

Does skydiving without a parachute count as a jumpscare? Because I feel like there’s not much to fear except death in that situation…

phorq, to memes in They shipped him in from Italy

Chef Boyardeez arms tired from opening all those cans…

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