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phorq, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in And I will die on this hill.

I was wondering what happened to the drone delivery Amazon promised… It all makes sense now…

phorq, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in I’ll be waiting in the car

Why do I suddenly feel the need to start digging holes…

phorq, 1 year ago to thefarside in 22 December 2023

= I 1337 you +3000

phorq, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in That’s breakfast, what’s lunch?

I’m uncomfortable swallowing such a large iron supplement…

phorq, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in Hand-holding Mittens

Is it just me, or does it look like a symbolic heart shape but with valves coming off of it?..

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Calm down there, edgelord

Who’s it whispering to if not me? And is it talking about me?

phorq, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Cha cha real smooth

Okay, I want that dance on my desk by Monday

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Fast casual

Yeah, honestly sounds like something you’d try when you have no shame. Not that I’m judging, just there’s a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that…

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Live in the moment

Braille toilet paper is a real missed opportunity…

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Become unreachable

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

phorq, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Just speak normally

I prefer saying it’s 9:270°

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Probably my MOTY 2023

That’s why all the rich people say they’re makin cheddar

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in Hey now you're a rock star

Shrek Punch: onion juice followed by a taste of ass and waffles

phorq, 1 year ago to memes in help

More like Cosmic-sans…

phorq, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is your favorite hobby?

Inserting and removing junk and watching it to see its reaction to my touches…