platypus_plumba

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platypus_plumba,

Damn, you assumed pronouns like 4 times. Get ready to go to trans jail (jk)

platypus_plumba,

You IMPLIED? That’s even worse than assuming. Life sentence.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Sure grandma… Watch your step

platypus_plumba,

There’s no meme, just 3 jokes

platypus_plumba,

What about giving money to the royal family because of reasons?

platypus_plumba,

Exactly, this is something that even humans would have a hard time doing. Even though AI can do many things better than humans, humans are better at vision at the moment.

platypus_plumba,

But isn’t this the reason why client libraries to talk to programs behind sockets exist? Kinda like an SDK library behind an HTTP protocol API?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

“Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!”

Luke 2:1-20

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

platypus_plumba,

Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)

I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...

platypus_plumba,

Thank God I don’t give a fuck about Lemmy dramas. If it works and I like the content, I’ll sta.

platypus_plumba,

Really depends on the task and how critical it is. I would never use gparted on the terminal, 3 clicks and I’m done in the UI, without risks.

platypus_plumba,

“So they used a picture of the Art’s Director unattractive son”

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wouldn’t it be nice if your PC updated everything in under 2 minutes while you use it without having to restart?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Oh god, this is so racist for 2023. Makes it funnier somehow.

platypus_plumba,

Oh wow, how did you even catch that.

platypus_plumba,

Oh man, this one is hilarious

platypus_plumba,

I’m understanding like 50% of these. At the risk of killing the joke, could you explain?

platypus_plumba,

Next thing you know they are looking at packages compile in Gentoo on a Friday night.

platypus_plumba,

Yeha, but you can ask for help without taking a shit on the effort of thousands of engineers.

If you’re using a whole kernel for free, at least be nice when very deep technical things that you clearly don’t understand don’t go as you expected.

It’s called having etiquette

platypus_plumba, (edited )

He’s the one who should ask for help nicely.

  1. He’s the one asking for help.
  2. This is a 100% free and extremely complex piece of technology built by very smart people, so chances are that he is the problem and not the kernel.
  3. Always be nice, even if the product is the problem. Specially when it is given to you for free.
  4. People are answering to him with the same attitude he used to ask for help. You get what you give.

Imagine you clean your friend’s house for free because you’re a good friend. 2 hours later he calls you and says “What the fuck am I supposed to do with the shoes you forgot to pick from the living room?”.

Can you even call that asking for help? He’s clearly just bitching.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

“Is compiling packages for days your favorite activity?” -> Gentoo

“Do you believe an OS can turn you into a hacker?” -> Kali

platypus_plumba,

I wonder if he honestly thinks women aren’t allowed to disagree? He thinks they don’t have a brain and opinions?

What does he think women are?

platypus_plumba,

I’ll upvote the post only because I want more people to upvote your comment.

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