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platypus_plumba,

Dies by open-source crowd linching

platypus_plumba,

Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

platypus_plumba,

I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

platypus_plumba,

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wouldn’t it be nice if your PC updated everything in under 2 minutes while you use it without having to restart?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

— We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

platypus_plumba,

I think they’re trying to send a message.

platypus_plumba,

That’s the point of the image. Even NK figured out train stations. I’m not even sure if that’s true, just pointing out what OP meant with the image.

platypus_plumba,

The power of Christ compels them!

platypus_plumba,

Dafuq is going on ovar there?

platypus_plumba,

But isn’t this the reason why client libraries to talk to programs behind sockets exist? Kinda like an SDK library behind an HTTP protocol API?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I thought this was a reference to cultural appropriation. Like it is appropriating the bear’s thing, which is falling on a bear trap. The joke is that it doesn’t make sense in this scenario.

platypus_plumba,

“So they used a picture of the Art’s Director unattractive son”

platypus_plumba,

Gator - Jeremy Olander

platypus_plumba,

After or before we eat the pizza?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Sure grandma… Watch your step

platypus_plumba, (edited )

“Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!”

Luke 2:1-20

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Don’t let anyone steal multiple personality disorder from you.

platypus_plumba,

I’ve never used btrfs. Can you give an example of an error and how it is corrected?

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)

I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...

platypus_plumba,

Thank God I don’t give a fuck about Lemmy dramas. If it works and I like the content, I’ll sta.

platypus_plumba,

You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there’s enough space for yours.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?

platypus_plumba,

Really depends on the task and how critical it is. I would never use gparted on the terminal, 3 clicks and I’m done in the UI, without risks.

platypus_plumba,

Am I the only one concerned there’s a wishing fountain that anyone can use? Even Republicans.

jk…

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