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platypus_plumba, to memes in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Accepting it is a low hanging fruit is the saddest thing I’ve read today. It’s so obvious our society is fucked! Don’t you have something more creative to say, dumbass?

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in No escape

You need to work on that grip.

… I’m so sorry.

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in Linux laptop recommendation thread🐧💻

I’m just here to say that lemmy should have an integration with Midjourney that automatically creates an image based on the content of the text.

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in No escape

Use your dick, it’s dirty. You were washing your hands because you touched it, no?

platypus_plumba, to memes in Inspiration

I think they’re trying to send a message.

platypus_plumba, to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

Gator - Jeremy Olander

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to comicstrips in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

— We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Dafuq is going on ovar there?

platypus_plumba, to memes in Wrong explanations only

The power of Christ compels them!

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to comicstrips in Bear trap

I thought this was a reference to cultural appropriation. Like it is appropriating the bear’s thing, which is falling on a bear trap. The joke is that it doesn’t make sense in this scenario.

platypus_plumba, to foodporn in [Homemade] Breakfast Pizza

After or before we eat the pizza?

platypus_plumba, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

That’s the point of the image. Even NK figured out train stations. I’m not even sure if that’s true, just pointing out what OP meant with the image.

platypus_plumba, to memes in Stats

I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

platypus_plumba, to linux in What's your favorite music player on Linux?

Dies by open-source crowd linching

platypus_plumba, to memes in Stats

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

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