qarbone

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qarbone,

We here. It’s neither good nor long.

qarbone, (edited )

I’ll remember this for when I’m forced to apply to wait tables in order to stave off deeper poverty. Just a few more months.

qarbone,

I’m not an older sibling in a 90s-era kids sitcom, so I haven’t used the phrase “bird-brain” in decades…

qarbone,

1.5 lbs, loaded, on average. Even I overestimated by quite a lot but it still wouldn’t have made a major difference.

How the hell heavy did you think guns were? Were you adding on the mental weight of being able to easily take a life? Because that traditionally does convert to mass very readily.

qarbone,

Understated but asbolutely effective lmao

qarbone,

Well? Let’s get that arse out here. Do you have a PO Box or something?

qarbone,

It’s not too late. If you crack enough eggs on her head, you might be able to scramble her brains and hard reset her.

qarbone,

Both the title and the image seem to be misunderstanding what the story actually is saying, as if it were the king’s kid that got ate.

qarbone,

“Aughtcoomsure”

qarbone,

Were you not a (pre-)teen in the 2000s? Because the phrase, “nah, that’s gay” was bandied about quite a lot by teenage boys and men with the mentality of teenage boys quite a lot.

qarbone,

Yeah! Do you know some people don’t even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

qarbone,

It is a normal word?

qarbone,

Shoulda checked like 3 weeks ago. They had you sorted already.

qarbone,

It said ‘Australia’, not ‘Austria’. You know, ‘Australia’…the one in Oceania. Probably highlighting the ridiculousness of a country so removed from the continet feeling slighted for not being included in plans for the EU.

You suckered yourself into looking like an arse.

qarbone,

Then that’s fully on you.

qarbone, (edited )

Pick somewhere where it’d help. Like under Jimmy Butley’s house, that douche.

The IRS is hardly the most malicious.

qarbone,

They just love stealing that much. If they have a chance to steal, they take it.

qarbone, (edited )

You got some dry ass biscuits, boi. Biscuits shouldn’t be “really dry”.

qarbone, (edited )

Nah, I honestly couldn’t remember. I’ve seen like random episodes from Picard and Kirk-era Trek and recently The Lower Decks. I’m an affliate because even though I don’t consume most Star Trek media, I enjoy what it brings to the culture and community of sci-fi.

It’s absolute jokes when people pave over existing examples, so they can be close to the center of the class photo for the new “thing”.

“We’ve devised this new way of consuming bread: by cutting it into thinner layers!”

qarbone,

That bit about Burnham had me double-checking myself because I’m an affliate Trekkie at best but I remember a character named Sisko who was black and some kind of commanding officer. And I haven’t even watched 20% of available Star Trek content.

qarbone,

Thanks for the rec

qarbone,

“You CANNOT name this species the ‘greater blue-balled ding-dong monkey’. Not least because we will not let you name something else the ‘lesser blue-balled ding-dong monkey’!”

qarbone,

I like this format.

qarbone,

Nah, that baby got super scoliosis

qarbone,

She got massive hands cuz those things are chunksters

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