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random_character_a, 7 months ago

…or some where there’s a very small warehouse.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Is that Torvalds?

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Yes. Finlands Swedish speaking minority is rowdy and fruitful that way.

random_character_a, 8 months ago (edited 1 month ago)

While scrolling by, at a side glance that looked like Putin with a sideways mohawk.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Take my money!

random_character_a, 8 months ago

You don’t need to be in IT, you just need boomer parents.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

I got the impression he wants to try one.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Lovers in Dangerous Spacetime

random_character_a, 8 months ago

Keep yourself hydrated.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

People usually worry because “Can you do something about it -> Yes” involves something unpleasant or work intensive stuff with strict time limit.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

“Your hand smells like greasy poo-poo”

-Cat

random_character_a, 8 months ago

…six feet under, live and dead at the same time.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

I’m from Finland and we basicly have same customs as Sweden, but I’m still very confused.

random_character_a, 8 months ago

On a universal scale you are quite close the same size.

It could be the next Messiah before the end of days. God just wasn’t so picky on the smallest decimals

random_character_a, 8 months ago

“I need to use your toilet!”

“…and if you don’t allow me to use your employee toilet and direct me to the public toilet next to the store I’ll flip my shit and start kicking the door.”

random_character_a, 9 months ago

It’s not stupid if it works. I can even see some artistry in that.

random_character_a, 9 months ago

Spells of socialism

random_character_a, 9 months ago

I find it positive that 70+ are interested in AI. Normally they just yammer away how culture and cars were better and “more real” in the 60’s and 70’s.

random_character_a, 9 months ago

“Hey Donald! Wanna see me deleting some emails”

random_character_a, 9 months ago

They say Russia is nice these days

random_character_a, 9 months ago

I can’t even get more than 3 people to join in a multiplayer session on steam and you don’t even have be physically there.

random_character_a, 9 months ago

You can put shirts with swastikas on both of them and it still wouldn’t surprise me.

random_character_a, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

If 70+ are posting in lemmy I’m really surprised.

random_character_a, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

*After decades of using a computer accidentally presses the middle mouse button for the first time.

“What’s happening! It’s moving by it self. I broke it”

“What? Scroll wheel it a button? How can it be a button and why is it doing this.”

“Press it again? But I lost the spot. How do I get back”

“But it’s so far away”

*Does it again

“Now it’s doing it again. What do I do now. I can’t read this”

“Why is this. Is this a virus? Is my computer hijacked?”

“Did you do this?”

*Door slams