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riskable, to lotrmemes in My one true love
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Shh! You’ll get boiled for that!

riskable, to thefarside in 2 January 2024
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Microsoft has a program all about this

riskable, to privacy in I'm looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot
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This has got to be the most boring dystopia thing I’ve ever read (so far).

riskable, to historyporn in WW2 weekly ration of sugar, tea, margarine, 'national butter', lard, eggs, bacon and cheese for an adult in the UK, WW2, 1942
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Yes but it’s eggceptional.

riskable, to lemmyshitpost in If you know, you know.
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It’s an older meme, sir but it still checks out.

riskable, to lemmyshitpost in Plummeting interest rate
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This is sage advice: Sex misallocations often lead to extensive long term losses.

riskable, to upliftingnews in 'Signs of life': Sycamore Gap tree will live on, experts say
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Your dad says, “stop whining and take out the trash!”

riskable, to starwarsmemes in Weekend Caption Contest: No Moons
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“I’m a smuggler, kid. That’s why I had these babies installed!”

“Oh! How much can they hold?”

“If the lighting is right, a whole squadron! That’s how we smuggled an entire freighter’s worth of chak-root on to Coruscant!”

riskable, to movies in Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds
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That show wasn’t popular with Gen Z though. How do I know this? Gen Z doesn’t watch HBO (they can’t afford yet another streaming service and they’re too lazy to pirate anything that isn’t anime because it’s too inconvenient).

riskable, to linuxmemes in Is this true?
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Then afterwards you can summon the archmage to fix things 👍

riskable, to science_memes in Save the Cats
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Newton wasn’t spooky enough.

riskable, to asklemmy in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
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Even better would be to make people’s lies visible to everyone.

“Something’s going on with this politician! It looks like he’s sweating literal bullshit all over his face! Oh my God the smell! The smell is awful! Oh the humanity!”

riskable, to asklemmy in Does anyone actually enjoy working out?
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Dunno… I only play on Quest 2 (native) 🤷

BeatLeader is amazing though 👍

riskable, to asklemmy in Does anyone actually enjoy working out?
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I have a blast playing Beat Saber every day 🤷

I just played this map like half an hour ago:

replay.beatleader.xyz/?scoreId=7902656

Note: I’m 45 and blind in one eye yet I still enjoy this game so much that I’ve lost 15 lbs and have vastly more stamina than I used to 👍

riskable, to asklemmy in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.

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