Luckyy,

i am joining this myself. telekinesis

airportline,
@airportline@lemmy.ml avatar

Terrible migraines whenever you use it

utopia_dig,
@utopia_dig@lemmy.ml avatar

The ability to stop pooping for three days.

Crabhands,
@Crabhands@lemmy.ml avatar

Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.

Gazumbo,

But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede

skillissuer,

ability to instantly know exact composition of a substance just by looking at it

bcron,

The exact composition of everything you look at is narrated to you, in order, in your own head, in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

skillissuer,

even better

confetti_8tVST5,

The ability to control probability of anything

Omgarm,

By throwing a D10k

Weirdbeardgame,
@Weirdbeardgame@lemmy.ml avatar

The ability to study, understand and use fantasy level magic.

skillissuer,

you are still bound by laws of physics

TONKAHANAH,
@TONKAHANAH@lemmy.world avatar

magic is just physics we dont understand yet.. think this could still work

skillissuer,

if you want to lift something by telekinesis, you'd be just as tired, if not more, than if you used your hands. if you want to set something on fire by thought alone, you need to provide that initial energy somehow (like starting fire with bow drill). you'll be drained just as much as after physical work

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

No, if you were just worried about energy, you would be much less tired than by doing things manually. For example, moving a heavy object downhill would gain you energy, not lose it, and keeping a heavy object in the air would neither gain nor lose energy. it would only be lifting that is hard, and it would still be easier than lifting manually.

Edit: and according to Wikipedia, human muscles only have an efficiency of around 20%, so doing basically anything through magic would be 5x easier than doing it by hand.

skillissuer,

let's keep conservation of energy, conservation of momentum, conservation of angular momentum and conservation of mass. who said telekinesis is 100% efficient? also let's make it so that the bigger distance from user, the less efficient it gets

nostalgia_for_infinity,

This would be a fair limit. You would be limited by certain conservation laws, but as long as you would provide an adequate energy source (say, like Flash, you had to eat a lot more food) it could still be useful.

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Obeying all of the laws of physics, magic wouldn't work at all. Assuming you were able to break a few but kept some such as conservation of energy, it would be very powerful, ex: teleportation does not break conservation of energy as long as you teleport to the same height you left from. If you were able to extract energy from your surroundings, you could probably do basically anything you want. You could lower the sun's heat by a degree and be able to move a mountain.

JuxtaposedJaguar,

The ability to talk to animals

1st,

You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet

lazylion_ca,

You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.

Johandea,

Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.

RexKev,

Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.

skillissuer,

you can talk to animals, but they don't want to (they are very prejudiced)

Antiscamer7,
@Antiscamer7@kbin.social avatar

Save and load

baseless_discourse,

But you will load randomly

ITypeWithMyDick,

undeleted by creator

minorninth,

The ability to read another person's thoughts by looking at them.

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

Granted, but your thoughts are transmitted to the person looking at you.

thrilly,

Perfect timing.

Invishiro,
@Invishiro@midwest.social avatar

Except you feel the need to always respond to everyone else’s conversations. Your timing is impeccable yet everyone comes to resent your witty remarks.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

I'll take a gravity power I guess. Manipulation of gravity in every sense.

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

Cool! Every time you manipulate gravity, your body loses mass in addition to and proportional to how much energy is needed to do the manipulation.

Which part of your body loses this (additional) mass is totally random. It could be your fat, it could be your brain tissue, it's all random. How the mass is lost depends on what is the most likely way it'd be dissipated.

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

if the part of your body losing the mass was actually completely random, the atoms would disappear roughly evenly across your body, so probably the main thing you have to be worried about is your DNA (and thus getting cancer).

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

That's something that, depending on your POV‌ (sadistic DM or a player), might be either interesting, or really terrible.

But then again, it takes time (to know that you're fucked) so I guess it's just horrifying. You'd never know if you've fucked yourself up using the power.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Daaamn. OK.

Thanks for making me think lmao. Can you eli5 your very last sentence. I think I understand but want to be sure.

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn't really thinking much about it, tbh, but it's more along the lines of "cell burns glucose to create energy", or "random photon hits skin cell, making it slightly warmer," or in the more unfortunate circumstances where the random part of the body is, say, a brain cell, it could have not much choice but to "spontaneously undergo nuclear fission."

It's me trying to cover my ass, tbh, and make things more interesting by just not going "E=MC² thus things go boom!"

I suppose you can go use the power safely most of the time, but there's a chance that something important might go off in the most unfortunate way.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

OK I get. How about if it's not random, but the amount of force I need to use is dependent on where I take it from, according to importance to normal bodily function.

Like if I wanna make a leaf fall off a branch, it's my finger nail, and I can sort of, as a baked in part of the power, decide where I gets taken from as long as it meets the required energy?

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, that'd still make it somewhat OP, I think.

Though to be honest, your approach is similar to what I actually came up with as a consequence for a different superpower (time-space manipulation--which I think is a lot more energy-intensive), in the sense that it'd take energy from the least important part of the body to the most important.

However, I suppose just having the energy requirements already limits a lot of the OP potential of the superpower (can't just summon a black hole, lol!), so I think your changes are quite reasonable.

So, yeah! Let's go with your modifications.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

(: I can live with that. I'd only be able to use it in emergencies I suppose.

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

That's basically it, lol!

Like how a DM of a tabletop RPG group would be like "interesting, but how can I make it more interesting and limit abuse at the same time?"

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

So in a way...I kind of already have this super power! Lmao

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, yes! But I don't really think ordinary object manipulation (like what we can already do IRL) counts as using the superpower.

The way I see it, it applies to things like telekinesis, or manipulating the mass of an object (making things lighter, or heavier), or even something as out of the left field as "manipulating gravitational lensing such that I can see things clearly". It can even be used in such a way that it can be lethal, such as "make someone's blood dense, and have them suffer a heart attack as a result."

The superpower is actually that OP in the sense that aside from the limits I've put (and the modifications we've agreed upon), only one's imagination is the limit.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

I will be sure to use it wisely, and justly.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I know it's OP. I've actually thought alot about this specific power. That's why I said it lol. Like Fujitora from one piece. 🐐

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

Lol!!

Meanwhile, I was thinking more along the lines of FMA's law of equivalent exchange, but since the way equivalent exchange is handled is kinda hand-wavy, I tried to find a way to make it more realistic, while trying to limit the power's OP potential (hence, the random body part stipulation as initially stated).

TBH, I don't watch One Piece, but had I done so, I would have given you a nod by saying you need to be concentrating to use the power (and would backfire by randomizing the target of the power if you lost concentration).

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Yep!

FMA is my absolute favorite Shonen btw. It's a masterpiece, imo.

One piece just holds a special place in my heart yknow, so it's my favorite by default. Lol

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

FMA 2003 for me, but I like Brotherhood as well.

And yeah, the only thing stopping me from watching One Piece is the sheer amount of episodes, lol! I want to start watching it, but I'm like, there's no way I'd be able to watch thousands of episodes just to catch up!

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Oh man I need to watch the original anime! Know a good place I can watch it actually? I literally LOVE fmab haha. And would love to check that one out.

Also.. I'd say to you, and look, I'm sort of picky about these things, as we all are...watch the first half, then switch to Manga. Or just read the Manga from beginning.

I got into one piece without knowing ANYTHING about it so I'm super lucky and grateful.

It's got its flaws, but it's sort of apart of the style. It feels very stream of conscious and home brewed. I absolutely love it to death.

It helps that I started it during a pretty rough patch so it's like a comforting thing for me.

I think ultimately, it's worth it, and the length shouldn't be a barrier. It's just more content and I love the story. It's endearing. OK enough proselytizing. Lol

megane_kun,
@megane_kun@lemmy.world avatar

The 2003 FMA anime was created back when the manga is still being published, and started to drift away from the manga such that at the anime's midway point, it's following a different storyline. Some plot points and characters are changed as the anime overtook the manga. Ultimately, it's a different story as opposed to the manga and Brotherhood.

However, I like how the pacing is a lot slower, allowing me to get more invested and interested into the characters. It's not as fast-paced as Brotherhood, and it's a lot darker. There's just something really somber about the entire thing that I can't put my finger on.

I watched it on cable TV back then, but I think there are some sites still carrying it if you know where to look.

As for One Piece, thanks for the advice! I'll go do just that once I have the time (to watch the first half--or I can just go full manga). I don't think you're proselytizing than you're just excited to talk about something you're really into, which is nice.

Adi2121,

The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.

sayabulegila,

but you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

It only works if you touch it with your penis.

Adulated_Aspersion,

There are no downsides. Perfect.

tr00st,

… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.

eltimablo, (edited )

Every book you encounter will always be written in a language you don't speak.

wattanao,
@wattanao@fedia.io avatar

The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.

Harlan_Cloverseed,
@Harlan_Cloverseed@kbin.social avatar

I’m happy

KingPyrox,
@KingPyrox@kbin.social avatar

You die immediately after this

Maximilious,
@Maximilious@kbin.social avatar

An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.

Lells,
@Lells@kbin.social avatar

... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.

TheEntity,

But you can poop only once every 3 days.

lazylion_ca,

That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?

TooL,

The ability to speak, read, and understand every known language.

somethingspecial,

Via any of those methods, you can only communicate at one word per minute.

TooL,

You.....

Are...

EVIL.

VectorSocks, (edited )

Know anyone's most deviant kink.

econpol,

You will get a very strong, visceral image of every person engaging in that kink.

npastaSyn,

Plus the desire to fulfill it.

Lells,
@Lells@kbin.social avatar

... because you are the target of those kinks

Yamspunk,

The ability to move anything

DarkenLM,

You move the exact same distance into the opposite direction of the moved object, even if there already exists another object in that space.

cyberic,
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You are not able to move while lifting anything

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