CanadaPlus,

Self-detonation.

JuxtaposedJaguar,

Although you survive, you get 2nd degree burns that take a regular amount of time to heal.

ritswd,

Teleportation

Chainweasel,

You conserve your angular momentum, so if you move at all in latitude the earth we'll be moving at a different speed. It would be like stepping out of a moving vehicle onto the freeway but a whole lot faster.

SHamblingSHapes,

Reactive adaptation.

Thavron,
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Telekinesis!

zebus,
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But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.

nichty,

You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh

UsernameLost,

Proctologists hate this one weird trick!

jackmon,

He should team up with 'Fly with farts'

mizu6079,
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Omnipotence

SirXer6xes,

The side-effect is randomized Dementia >:)

nichty,

You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox

Chainweasel,

Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you're constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn't dissolve.

Bradamir,

Guthix basically.

SHamblingSHapes,

Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?

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