You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
self-explanatory!!
vercimusart, 
Ability to phase through non-Newtonian fluids as if they were regular Newtonian fluids.
DarkenLM, All fluids you touch turn into mercury.
VanillaGorilla, Side effect: Newtonian fluids change their behaviour to that of non Newtonian fluids and you can't pass any of them in a hurry. You can run on water now though.
vercimusart, Running on goopy water sounds great, but hydration might become an issue if I have to eat water like it’s non-Newtonian pudding
VanillaGorilla, You can still drink, it just takes some time. Forget straws.
CanadaPlus, Air is a fluid, though.
VanillaGorilla, Makes the running on water a tiny bit harder
CanadaPlus, On the other hand, maybe you could fly somehow.
VanillaGorilla, That would explain the cloud levels in Super Mario.
lurkeymclerkface, You are now no longer able to pass through newtonian fluids at all.
SpezCanLigmaBalls, 
Make Bezos, Musk, Zuck, Spez, and @Luckyy nut whenever i clap
skillissuer, they all have to be in the same room with you
FVVS, 
I can fly wherever I want super fast so I can travel the world.
skillissuer, whoa whoa there buddy, you're not going anywhere without transponder, lights, altimeter, radio and safety systems required by any aviation authority. either you carry server rack worth of equipment with you at all times or use an actual plane
guazzabuglio, You still need to go through TSA before flying
FVVS, This is the way
CanadaPlus, Self-detonation.
JuxtaposedJaguar, Although you survive, you get 2nd degree burns that take a regular amount of time to heal.
SHamblingSHapes, Reactive adaptation.
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