You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
self-explanatory!!
Thavron, 
Telekinesis!
zebus, 
But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.
nichty, You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh
UsernameLost, Proctologists hate this one weird trick!
jackmon, He should team up with 'Fly with farts'
mizu6079, 
Omnipotence
SirXer6xes, The side-effect is randomized Dementia >:)
nichty, You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox
Chainweasel, Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you're constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn't dissolve.
Bradamir, Guthix basically.
SHamblingSHapes, Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?
JWBananas, 
In this thread: Monkey's paw curls.
ShlorpianMafia, 
Ability to transform into a dog that shoots bees when it barks
UsernameLost, Bees come out of your eyes
demvoter, 
Your eyes are 10 feet wide.
UsernameLost, Nope, hard pass
SHamblingSHapes, Reactive adaptation.
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