rmuk

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rmuk,

🎵Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be🎵

rmuk,

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

rmuk,

Have you visited recently? They applied Ruffle to the site so virtually everything works except Games.

rmuk,

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

rmuk,

Why would someone feel the need to put “AM” and “PM” against 24 hour time? It’s literally the only problem I see here.

rmuk,

Haha gottem.

rmuk,

If anyone wants to know the risks:

youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs

rmuk,

RIP in peas.

rmuk,

It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.

rmuk,

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

rmuk, (edited )

It sounds like you’re at the forefront of putting-prepared-eggs-in-bags research. Let us know your findings and may we take one more step closer to finally achieving the lofty dream of putting devilled eggs in a burlap sack.

rmuk,

Take me to church!

rmuk,

Relevant Map Men:

youtu.be/pJU-KYMREbQ

Piped Bot! You are needed!

rmuk,

Thing is: I really, really, really do want voting reform but… I don’t think I can bring myself to support Nigel Fárage.

rmuk,

10 million pounds

Hahahaha. Gonna need a few more zeros there, bud.

specialized in the manufacture of plastic cutlery

But no actual experience in the manufacture of plastic cutlery.

rmuk,

Aren’t you the Horse from Forcin’ Around?

rmuk,

What if I want other people to fight me?

rmuk,

On Windows 10 it was automatically installed as an update using - wait for it - the Microsoft Store.

Yes, the system-wide package manager was distributed as a package in the desktop store. 🤌

rmuk,

You don’t trust the US Government? Good. But the beauty of open-source projects like Tor, Signal, 7Zip, etc is that you don’t need to trust them.

rmuk,

MacOS: “The world came into existence fully formed ten years ago so it would be silly to even try running software older than that.”

rmuk,

None of my plates survived the washing machine. Fucking IKEA.

rmuk,

Wrong Halifax. If it was that Halifax they’d probably had an exhibit about it at EUREKA and I’d definitely know about it.

rmuk,

BBC Radio 6 and ABC Triple J are two ad-free radio stations that play a lot of new music and are staffed by passionate and qualified DJs. A lot of my music discovery is from listening to those.

rmuk,

Reminds me of a few years back when I overheard a group of people talking about the Les Miserables movie and how terrible Russel Crowe’s singing was. One of the group who has been sitting quietly suddenly burst out, “Can you please think about how insensitive you’re all being? Russel Crowe’s awful singing killed my grandfather.”

rmuk,

Here we see a specialist performing cutting-edge research, pushing back the limits on collecting lava with ever-daintier little buckets. Experts predict that by 2035 the bucket may be carried on the pinkie and have a flower painted on it.

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