rmuk

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rmuk,

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rmuk, (edited )

Then it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.

rmuk,

It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.

rmuk,

RIP in peas.

rmuk,

Even if they do, you can’t know whether they can access the encryption keys. It’s all just layers of “but this, but that” and at the very bottom a layer of “trust me, bro”.

rmuk,

The beauty of using Signal with an open-source Signal client is that you don’t need to trust them, which is kind of the point.

rmuk,

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

rmuk,

Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?

rmuk, (edited )

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone’s skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

rmuk,

Serious question: what’s the loop on the right for? No way anyone’s fitting their balls through that.

rmuk,

Relevant Map Men:

youtu.be/pJU-KYMREbQ

Piped Bot! You are needed!

rmuk,

10 million pounds

Hahahaha. Gonna need a few more zeros there, bud.

specialized in the manufacture of plastic cutlery

But no actual experience in the manufacture of plastic cutlery.

rmuk,

Thing is: I really, really, really do want voting reform but… I don’t think I can bring myself to support Nigel Fárage.

rmuk,

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

rmuk,

🎵Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be🎵

rmuk, (edited )

It sounds like you’re at the forefront of putting-prepared-eggs-in-bags research. Let us know your findings and may we take one more step closer to finally achieving the lofty dream of putting devilled eggs in a burlap sack.

rmuk,

If anyone wants to know the risks:

youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs

rmuk,

Are you trying to tell us you’d bottom for someone like middle left?

I mean, same.

rmuk,

Bottom right normally. Top left if I’m feeling fancy and get a visit from The Duchess.

rmuk,

Take me to church!

rmuk,

Have you visited recently? They applied Ruffle to the site so virtually everything works except Games.

rmuk,

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

rmuk,

No you Don’t.

rmuk,

Why would someone feel the need to put “AM” and “PM” against 24 hour time? It’s literally the only problem I see here.

rmuk,

Haha gottem.

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