rmuk

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rmuk,

Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.

Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.

rmuk,

Croissant.

rmuk,

I’ve no idea if there’s some weird connotations and I’m assuming that’s pronounced riz-coch… that’s not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.

rmuk,

Microwaved? As a little treat?

rmuk,

Time to step up.

rmuk,

The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.

rmuk,

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rmuk,

If you live in the UK, Lidl sells an excellent cola called Freeway. Their Freeway Zero is better than Pepsi Max or Coke Zero, IMHO, and literally one-fifth the price.

rmuk, (edited )

“Mommy your choice doesn’t feel so good”

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rmuk,

And an American. Etc.

rmuk,

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

rmuk,

Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?

rmuk,

Serious question: what’s the loop on the right for? No way anyone’s fitting their balls through that.

rmuk,

More like sweating with pleasure, but you do you.

rmuk,

I prefer a running shower but you do you.

rmuk,

🎵Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be🎵

rmuk,

Bottom right normally. Top left if I’m feeling fancy and get a visit from The Duchess.

rmuk,

Are you trying to tell us you’d bottom for someone like middle left?

I mean, same.

rmuk,

Have you visited recently? They applied Ruffle to the site so virtually everything works except Games.

rmuk,

Why would someone feel the need to put “AM” and “PM” against 24 hour time? It’s literally the only problem I see here.

rmuk,

Haha gottem.

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