robdor

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robdor,

But if I close the door how will people know the bathroom is occupied?

robdor,

Jebus, Simpsons really have done everything.

robdor,

I miss buttons. This message was brought to you by fat thumbs.

robdor,

Avoid? I must be playing a different game.

robdor,

It is straight. There’s just a big ol mass somewhere between the paper and us causing some gravitational lensing.

robdor,

I think that makes you Phil, not Bill. Thanks for the good work you do Phil.

robdor,

Finally someone is doing something about the terrible vampire problem out there.

robdor,

For every one you don’t buy I will buy 10.

robdor,

That explains all the blood wine in the bowl.

robdor,

I bet that poops everywhere and the deer probably does too.

robdor,

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robdor,

Well you take a few of the letters out of the title and you can spell bullshit. I guess?

robdor,

Well I know what I’ll be doing with my laser engraver.

robdor,

Sounds like someone isn’t allowed to eat marshmallows

robdor,

Well I know what my next party trick is going to be.

robdor,

Where do you think sea shanties come from? Land?

robdor,

Dafuq happened to their faces? Did makeup get them setup for a beauty pageant?

robdor,

When I fart in it the chair better have a speed boost.

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