rtxn

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I take my shitposts very seriously.

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The barista also puts up a partition while making it, so you have to trust them not to spit in it.

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Windows user: a stovetop percolator because they’ve had it forever and the coffee it makes is perfectly fine!

(Narrator voice: it’s not perfectly fine, the coffee is bitter and burned).

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EVs eliminate fuck all as long as hydrocarbon power plants exist. Like Tesla’s famous diesel-powered solar charger.

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It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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You’re joking, but-- buttplug.io

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I know that it’s Jesus.

But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.

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I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug

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If you think the init wars are stupid, take a look at the FSF people’s (attempted) war against Libreboot and their absolute humiliation by the project leader..

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I bet you also use systemd. You bastard.

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She literally recreated civilizations from the souls of the dead at the height of their suffering to harvest their negativ effects on dynamis.

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The Endsinger is up there. FFXIV Endwalker spoilers follow.

spoilerShe was tasked with finding the meaning of life, but the vast indifference of the universe turned her into the incarnation of depression. She determined that life is pointless and invariably leads to suffering, and decided to end all life in the universe as a kindness. She made her nest at the edge of creation, where she gathered all of the souls of the dead to prevent their reincarnation and feed on their despair and suffering, to eventually grow powerful enough to accelerate entropy and bring about the heat death of the universe. She was defeated by the power of friendship. And our best frenemy.

On second thought, Valens van Varro is worse. Fuck that guy.

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John Hurt has entered the chat.

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It only counts if it’s a maths joke.

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If we ever found intelligent aliens, some of us would absolutely try to convert them to christianity, and there are already plans to exploit planetoids for their resources. We are the alien invaders, sans space travel.

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Maybe if you’re a *loser* who uses proportional typefaces.

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Learn some more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXx7b0uCWkk

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It depends on where you draw the line between magic and technology, and it blurs significantly after Shadowbringers.

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FFXIV has both. It gets weird.

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Outside used to have the best graphics, but the development team really dropped the ball with the new asset streaming solution. Textures I would understand (looking at you, RAGE megatextures), but waiting until the camera is up close to load the LOD0 mesh is unacceptable.

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Holy one-byte indexed color palette, Batman!

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Chinese steel mill certified safety flip flops.

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He could save those people.

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BONUS! 80 Years of Emotional Baggage!

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Do we have to pay to hear the punchline, or is it planned for release in the post-release patch cycle?

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