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rtxn, to linuxmemes in Distros bad

The barista also puts up a partition while making it, so you have to trust them not to spit in it.

rtxn, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Distros bad

Windows user: a stovetop percolator because they’ve had it forever and the coffee it makes is perfectly fine!

(Narrator voice: it’s not perfectly fine, the coffee is bitter and burned).

rtxn, to linuxmemes in stolen from floss@hispanilandia.net XMPP channel
rtxn, (edited ) to memes in I have a game Development joke

Do we have to pay to hear the punchline, or is it planned for release in the post-release patch cycle?

rtxn, (edited ) to science_memes in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

It only counts if it’s a maths joke.

rtxn, to science_memes in Pronouns.

John Hurt has entered the chat.

rtxn, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Everyone loves snaps

I bet you also use systemd. You bastard.

rtxn, to asklemmy in Who is the cruelest fictional villain?

She literally recreated civilizations from the souls of the dead at the height of their suffering to harvest their negativ effects on dynamis.

rtxn, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.

I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug

rtxn, (edited ) to asklemmy in Who is the cruelest fictional villain?

The Endsinger is up there. FFXIV Endwalker spoilers follow.

spoilerShe was tasked with finding the meaning of life, but the vast indifference of the universe turned her into the incarnation of depression. She determined that life is pointless and invariably leads to suffering, and decided to end all life in the universe as a kindness. She made her nest at the edge of creation, where she gathered all of the souls of the dead to prevent their reincarnation and feed on their despair and suffering, to eventually grow powerful enough to accelerate entropy and bring about the heat death of the universe. She was defeated by the power of friendship. And our best frenemy.

On second thought, Valens van Varro is worse. Fuck that guy.

rtxn, to risa in Beltalowda in Starfleet?

Holy one-byte indexed color palette, Batman!

rtxn, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.

It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

rtxn, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in Random Cybertruck in a parking lot this morning.

Outside used to have the best graphics, but the development team really dropped the ball with the new asset streaming solution. Textures I would understand (looking at you, RAGE megatextures), but waiting until the camera is up close to load the LOD0 mesh is unacceptable.

rtxn, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.

Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

rtxn, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.

I know that it’s Jesus.

But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.

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