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runswithjedi, to lemmyshitpost in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
runswithjedi, to comicstrips in Bad dog

What’s up dog?

runswithjedi, to memes in Amiright?

Me, as a programmer, agreeing with this

runswithjedi, to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
runswithjedi, to asklemmy in Did any coal-in-your-stocking type of things happen to you on Christmas Day?

I woke up sick Christmas Day and still feel pretty bad. I’m fairly certain a family member gifted me whatever I have.

runswithjedi, to memes in Gotta stay grounded.
runswithjedi, to memes in Hell or High Water

I feel like I’m missing some context. What does Culver’s have to do with this?

runswithjedi, to lemmyshitpost in Someone get working on this, right away!
runswithjedi, to comicstrips in Dreamcatcher

Kid: I want to help people struggling with their finances use the law to get away from crippling debt!

Mom: And you’ll do that with… music?

Kid: Yep, I saw it in my dreams!

–Mom buys dreamcatcher–

Kid: Mom, you’ll never believe it. I dreamt that the best way to help those people was to study law and finance and change the system from within!

runswithjedi, to comicstrips in Garfeld and Ron [OC]

Finally, someone had the guts to say it. And I’ll take it even further. That’s right, I like Mondays.

runswithjedi, to linuxmemes in Where they went Tim?

He might be trying to create an in vs. out crowd mentality. If he makes Fortnite players feel exclusive and special, they may be more likely to choose playing Fortnite over other games.

runswithjedi, to memes in Starting the New Year with a shake, rattle, and roll!
runswithjedi, (edited ) to lotrmemes in Why does this happen every time?

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

runswithjedi, to memes in Who knew creating the worlds largest repository of information would be a mistake?

How’s this for simple: your kid has a higher chance of dying from measles than from the vaccine, even when you assume all conspiracy theories are correct.

runswithjedi, to asklemmy in Non-religious Republicans of Lemmy, how do you reconcile your non-religious convictions with a party that bases a lot of its policies on religion?

I’ve often wondered how or why that would ever happen (existing guns being forcibly removed). Are there any examples of countries that voted in gun control laws that required all existing guns be turned in or go to jail, face fines, etc.? If so, how did they enforce the law?

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