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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

OP, your return shipment is confirmed OTW

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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Someone get working on this, right away!

Someone make this movie please

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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in only one wish required

Fixed 😸

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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to memes in Who knew creating the worlds largest repository of information would be a mistake?

How’s this for simple: your kid has a higher chance of dying from measles than from the vaccine, even when you assume all conspiracy theories are correct.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 🦄🐋🥓🕛

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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to memes in Gotta stay grounded.

Behold: The Space Guillotine.

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runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in He is technically right!

Are we sure it isn’t magnets? Any chip implants? Telekinesis?

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to memes in Accurate

Free toast for everyone!

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to memes in Why can't we get our shit together?

The US does have universal healthcare. You just have to be extremely poor and old to get it. We need to expand it to more people.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Did any coal-in-your-stocking type of things happen to you on Christmas Day?

I woke up sick Christmas Day and still feel pretty bad. I’m fairly certain a family member gifted me whatever I have.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes

Step 1: Have an existential crisis.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to risa in Nerds of equal standing.

Star Wars fan here. I’ve never actually watched a full episode of Star Trek or seen any of the movies. What’s the draw of Star Trek? Why do you like it? Where should I start if I’m interested?

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The plot thickens

I find the book thins as I read it more, but starts to thicken when I’m more than halfway through.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lotrmemes in Why does this happen every time?

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

runswithjedi, 1 year ago to thefarside in 22 January 2024

Hahaha this makes it way better