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samus12345, 8 months ago

Poor Soundwave, he and his minions are obsolete! Maybe they can get upgrades so he transforms into an MP3 player and they transform into SD cards.

samus12345, 8 months ago

“Whatever, dude, you’re the one that has to wear me.”

samus12345, 8 months ago

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

samus12345, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Statement: Perhaps HK-47’s programmers had the right idea.

Thoughtful: The Elcor’s manner of speech from Mass Effect would be particularly useful when communicating through text as well.

samus12345, 8 months ago

The thing he didn’t foresee was the ability to turn the phone on silent mode.

We can put it on silent, but that doesn’t mean everybody does when they should!

samus12345, 8 months ago

I know, it was always a source of hilarity for me as a kid. And also as a supposed adult.

samus12345, 8 months ago

Who do?

samus12345, 8 months ago

Jareth is very clearly blond, not white-haired.

samus12345, 8 months ago

Hoggle is riiiight there at mouth level…

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/610ecf58f3b3f02e55cf3c3f/a8408619-e32c-4fb3-87e2-09c61cddb9b1/Screenshot+2022-01-11+at+12.08.47.png

samus12345, 8 months ago

Have you tried NOT being depressed?

samus12345, 8 months ago

“You know Mario All-Stars that came out this year? Like that.”

samus12345, 8 months ago

And in the sequels he’d go to 2053, then 1923.

samus12345, 8 months ago

I wonder how many people whose childhood was in the 50s felt the same when BTTF came out, that it was all still the modern era?

samus12345, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

And then for the suicidal people, he’d threaten to NOT take them if they don’t buy him some Snickers.

samus12345, 8 months ago

The guru specified that the weird thing gives you pleasure. It is pleasurable to obsess over your failures?

samus12345, 8 months ago

Unfortunately, obsessing over things often doesn’t have to do with pleasure.

samus12345, 8 months ago

Not necessarily. A lot of obsessive behaviors aren’t pleasurable, actually.

samus12345, 8 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/lwAG9cJZWV8AAAAC/as-you-wish-princess-bride.gif

samus12345, 8 months ago

( ಠ _ ) ಠ

samus12345, 8 months ago

Clearly an American star.

samus12345, 8 months ago

Nah, they don’t have huge noses.

samus12345, 8 months ago

Don’t mind any scared little boys who might claim there are more than 4 lights.

samus12345, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

I looked this episode (Tomorrow is Yesterday) up for context as I was wondering why he was looking at her that way (he’s from 1969 and apparently is just surprised to see a woman on board a spacecraft) and learned that the episode was released in 1967 and correctly predicted the year, day of the week, and number of astronauts involved in the moon landing launch. Impressive!

samus12345, 8 months ago

No, it wasn’t known in 1967 that the moon landing would be launching on a Wednesday in 1969 (although since this aired in January, it actually would have been written in 1966).

samus12345, 8 months ago

https://i.redd.it/0d5l3sfjrfo41.jpg