‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Note bolded text. No shit this happens in other countries - the death stats for them aren’t 0. But it’s a rare anomaly there rather than just another Tuesday like here.
alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...
We’ve become so successful at getting food, we don’t have to move much to do it any more. So we have to go out of our way to be active to stay healthy since evolution takes so long to catch up.
American plumbing sucks. I never once clogged a toilet in my 10 years living in Germany - those things would suck down ANYTHING. Here they sometimes just decide to back up for no visible reason.
But like the other poster said, they rarely overflow - you just have a gross bowl of water to deal with trying to plunge it down.
alt textCartoon of the Grim Reaper/Death at the door of a smiling, plump woman giving out Halloween candy. Death says: “I’m not wearing a costume. I’m here to take your sou—” The sentence breaks off when he sees what the woman gave him, then he exclaims: “Holy Shit full size Snickers” He concludes: “Nevermind...
If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer (lemmy.world)
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It seems Gen Z is just fine with parents knowing where they are all the time (www.businessinsider.com)
xkcd - Spirit (lemmy.world)
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Sure Doesn't feel like one. (lemmy.ml)
You will pay for this [Salo Comics] (startrek.website)
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Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses] (startrek.website)
"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)
alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...
'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao (lemmy.ml)
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The Trekkies didn't like (and in fact got angry) at the mere image of Jedi Master Kirk, with his lightsaber phaser. (lemmy.world)
Waitwaitwaitwait (lemmy.world)
What were we talking about again? (startrek.website)
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"Margaret" by Jim Benton (files.mastodon.social)
alt textCartoon of the Grim Reaper/Death at the door of a smiling, plump woman giving out Halloween candy. Death says: “I’m not wearing a costume. I’m here to take your sou—” The sentence breaks off when he sees what the woman gave him, then he exclaims: “Holy Shit full size Snickers” He concludes: “Nevermind...
Apes gone (lemmy.ml)
Satisfying fart (files.catbox.moe)
Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶 (sopuli.xyz)
Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck (slrpnk.net)