samus12345

samus12345, 10 months ago

I can live with it.

…I can live with it.

samus12345, 10 months ago

Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

samus12345, 10 months ago

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

samus12345, 10 months ago

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science.

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Yes, but it’s complicated. The most recent incarnation is called the 13th Doctor, but there was also one between 8 and 9 called the War Doctor, so the current one is technically the 14th Doctor, and the one that will be called the 14th Doctor will be the same as the 10th.

samus12345, 10 months ago

did not put these out when russia attacked ukraine.

How many people were even on Lemmy in February 2022? You’re probably wondering why Obama didn’t stop 9/11, too.

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/CG7VjydNBK0AAAAC/eel-super_mario_64.gif

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

The Buzzfeed one got where I’ve lived most of my life. Wasn’t sure where it would say since I moved around a lot as a kid.

samus12345, 10 months ago

Have you seen Reservation Dogs? I’ve heard that Willie Jack has a Canadian Native accent, is that the case?

samus12345, 10 months ago

“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white…uh, uh…guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.”

“Geez, Garfield, that’s…you know, y-you’re pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake.”

“I don’t give a fuck. I’m Gar-fucking-field, bitch!”

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

“Hey, Rick, you know, di-did they use Ian Cardoni for this? Sounds a lot like Ian Cardoni.”

“No, Morty, it’s Justin Roiland. In this reality, he’s not an abusive creep.”

samus12345, 10 months ago

Would you say everyone who likes that stuff should be boiled in their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart?

samus12345, 10 months ago

Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below

We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow

Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent

Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

samus12345, 10 months ago

I take issue with the idea that being a nerd is the problem. Some people are just assholes, nerdy or not.

samus12345, 10 months ago

Yeah, I was worried because of how shit MCU movies have become, but James Gunn’s still got it.

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Not a movie, but both seasons of Loki were also good.

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Ah, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, Q did it.

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/pfNtArcOdkAAAAAC/arthur-fist.gif

samus12345, 10 months ago

Well, the oldest person currently alive was born in 1907, so there’s still time!

samus12345, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, it’s kinda funny how the supposedly more fantastical Star Wars has no really out there things like time travel or alternate universes.

It wasn’t a retcon, though, it was conceived from the beginning as an alternate universe.

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://rtalbert.org/content/images/2021/09/dsmGaKWMeHXe9QuJtq_ys30PNfTGnMsRuHuo_MUzGCg.jpg

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/YbAMSbnF1aoAAAAC/starwars-misc.gif

Oh wait, that’s jizz.

samus12345, 10 months ago

My Boomer dad got taken in by one of these scams. They didn’t manage to do much damage, thankfully.

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/tQoojMtSO40AAAAC/onion-belt.gif

Intentional trolling, or was she just rambling?

samus12345, 10 months ago

He did, but it’s even better for him to get insults hurled at him as well.