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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Mike Wazowski looks terrible.

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DING DING DING DING

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Salary? No. Stipend, yes. Give me enough to comfortably live on and pursue interests and hobbies with no requirement for work. That’s the closest money would get to making me happy.

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I would agree, except in Aliens there is a clear, distinct, and consistent divide between humans (good guys) and aliens (bad guys). In Avatar… well, hell, a bunch of folks are humans, there’s a bunch of aliens, there’s folks that are aliens as a day job, some that want to transition from human to alien full time… and I won’t even get into the whole narrative of starting as hesitant allies and transitioning to full on war with some humans choosing to fight other humans.

Interesting observation by The Oatmeal, but an excessive oversimplification.

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Don’t

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BONK

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Aw, I was hoping it was a drill under the table with a huge bar magnet on it.

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Oh man, Hollering Elk, that’s another I sorely miss. She’s fucking epic.

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She didn’t post it. This is the first Pizzacake comic I’ve seen on here since I joined. Were she here I’d follow her and get everything.

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Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

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I figured it was tryouts.

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I know everyone is hoping for a “Free Willie” moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we’d be lucky to get HTVII.

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TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

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They’re just hoping their dead hopes and dreams enter Sto’Vo’Kor.

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Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

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If you freeze it and eat it later that’s called meal prep.

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You got me good, laughed my face off.

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Surely the first two weeks is a grace period right? Like, it doesn’t really count until Jan 15th?

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“Sperm chaser” - that drinking a shot then giving a BJ and swallowing?

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Aw man, I was gonna eat that. Now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

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I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

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Picard was Borg for what, a day? Seven was assimilated as a child and was rescued after a decade and a half? Two?? Hardly even comparable.

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IT’S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

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So how do girls drink then??

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