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My government gave the NSA the ability to mass-surveil our phone calls in order to stay good friends with the US. I’d surely love to boycott that.

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New Zealand in this case. Misery loves company?

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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Stephen Colbert strikes me as someone who knows how to respect the source material.

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When you do, don’t judge the series by the first volume. DC told Gaiman they wanted a horror series. It was only after that they loosened the reins and let him take the story where he wanted it to go.

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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he’s distracted.

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Get one! Learn to predict the weather by keeping an eye on pressure changes. It could be a little hobby.

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Did you forget your ear? I thought all woodworkers kept their pencil on their ear.

Not the clumsy ones. Not after a little while.

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While I approve of the sentiment, if I see this on a t-shirt, it means something went wrong somewhere in the process.

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Once upon a time, comics made us laugh.

Then the culture changed and they made us laugh and cry.

Now…?

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No no no, we only wish it was dead, instead of being forced to watch Disney trot out its stale corpse again any time they think they sniff profit.

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I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

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Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

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Meme makers making memes about meme makers making memes… I don’t know if the humour’s too refined for me or if it’s just not funny.

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I’m in administration and part of my job is filling out forms and reports that no-one will ever need unless there’s a problem in which case they become very important indeed.

In today’s business environment we tend to forget that redundancy = resilience.

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Nine out of ten doctors are great.

The regulations exist because of the tenth doctor.

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Neighbour did this last week.

Had to ask him back the next night and admit I didn’t know how to clean a fish.

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When I’m playing Minecraft and the youngest cat wants attention, she always steps on my keyboard number pad and disables my mini-map. 😒

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I pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL twice at the same time.

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A nice normal guy WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION.

Will human societies always enshittify themselves?

It seems society always goes down the shitter over and over following the same path. People rise to wealth and power extracted on the repression of the masses, massive disparity, ignorance exemplified, xenophobia and blaming minorities for any possible issue, laws signed with golden pens but becoming more meaningless when...

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It’s called sortition. It was practiced in ancient Greece.

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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