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When I’m playing Minecraft and the youngest cat wants attention, she always steps on my keyboard number pad and disables my mini-map. 😒

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Reading this has definitely made my day better.

Cleaning the ocean now seems like something we can actually do.

Japan Still Has Ninjas — But They’re About to Go Extinct (psnaudus.medium.com)

In 2012, Jinichi Kawakami emerged as the last surviving ninja grandmaster. Kawakami believed that the art of ninjutsu has no place in the modern age, as we have better weapons, the internet, and better medicines. Masaaki Hatsumi, another surviving ninja grandmaster, has not appointed an heir. Once Kawakami and Hatsumi pass away,...

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For anyone who’s interested, Hatsumi-sensei’s school is called Bujinkan Taijutsu and is practised in Japan, the US, New Zealand and other places. It’s a serious self-defense style and students train without mats, because if you need it to defend yourself, you’ll probably be on concrete. It comprises kicks, punches, throws, joint locks, weapons and poking opponents in the most painful nerves.

You’d be surprised how hard it is to hit anything with a throwing star.

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

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This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

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Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

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How much do I need to pay you for that to not happen?

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

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Did you forget your ear? I thought all woodworkers kept their pencil on their ear.

Not the clumsy ones. Not after a little while.

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Get one! Learn to predict the weather by keeping an eye on pressure changes. It could be a little hobby.

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I pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL twice at the same time.

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Minecraft. I don’t know how many hours, but I bought it before nether portals were a thing and I’ve been playing it ever since. Sometimes a game just clicks for you.

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Modpacks. There are hundreds. And probably tens of thousands of mods. You can easily make your own modpacks nowadays, using a launcher and config editor.

It’s been so long since I’ve played the vanilla version, I haven’t seen any content from the last few updates. I’ve started a vanilla world just to explore them.

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I’m in administration and part of my job is filling out forms and reports that no-one will ever need unless there’s a problem in which case they become very important indeed.

In today’s business environment we tend to forget that redundancy = resilience.

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Nine out of ten doctors are great.

The regulations exist because of the tenth doctor.

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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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My wife taught English in Thailand for a while. She liked hearing these in her room at night because it meant the mosquitoes would be less of a problem, but they could get pretty loud.

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Neighbour did this last week.

Had to ask him back the next night and admit I didn’t know how to clean a fish.

Will human societies always enshittify themselves?

It seems society always goes down the shitter over and over following the same path. People rise to wealth and power extracted on the repression of the masses, massive disparity, ignorance exemplified, xenophobia and blaming minorities for any possible issue, laws signed with golden pens but becoming more meaningless when...

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It’s called sortition. It was practiced in ancient Greece.

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