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stinerman, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday
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Back when I worked at Burger King in high school, there was me and a stoner running the late shift. I’m running the drive through and the guy wants a Whopper, plain but heavy, heavy, heavy, […], heavy, heavy pickles. I push the “heavy pickles” button about 7 times. He probably said it 15-20. The stoner starts giggling and says “I’LL GIVE THIS FUCKER JUST WHAT HE ASKED FOR.” He proceeds to put, easily, 100 pickle slices on the sandwich. At this point it’s a pickle burger with a little meat. It goes out the window and we go about our day.

Manager gets a call about 15 minutes later. Guy calls in and asks to talk to the person who made his sandwich. Manager says “sigh, what did he do this time?” Guy says he’s been eating at Burger King for 15 years and this was the first person to make his Whopper the way he wanted.

stinerman, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day
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The concept of rewatching a movie is almost foreign to me now given that I have access to a library of tens of thousands of movies. It would have to be very good and something that whoever I’m with hasn’t seen.

Of course I used to watch the same movie about every month or so back when I was growing up in the 90s.

stinerman, to linux in Just install EndeavorOS lol
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Yeah I think Arch is fine, but I’d never recommend it to a new Linux user.

stinerman, to linuxmemes in Three Chapters in. While its pretty cool to hear about the history, im still waiting on the connection with Debian.
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The old joke is that “Ubuntu” is a Bantu word meaning “can’t install Debian.”

stinerman, to memes in do you guys have this movie?
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Your local library also has a lot of stuff that’s not on any streaming service. I’ve watched a lot of movies that way.

stinerman, to lemmyshitpost in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
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This is definitely a dril subtweet.

stinerman, to linuxmemes in Just finished setting up my GNOME desktop. Am I doing this right?
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Where’s your shell?

stinerman, to memes in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well
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Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair.

stinerman, to lemmyshitpost in When you let boomers run social media accounts
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May be better suited to lemmynsfw.

stinerman, to memes in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
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Yes. A lot of the people who drive trucks do so because “I’m a big boy! Listen to me make lots of noise in my big lifted truck! Vroom Vroom!!”

If people are actually using it for a small business or whatever, sure, I’ll live, but most of the people who buy them are just buying them because they want people to know their dicks are small.

stinerman, to linux in What's (are) the funniest/stupidest way(s) you've broken your linux setup?
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I’ve literally done the rm -rf / thing. I thought I was in a different subdirectory, but I was in / and did rm -rf .

When it didn’t return after half a second, I looked at the command again and hit CTRL+C about 20 times in the span of 3 seconds.

I had to rebuild the install, but luckily didn’t lose anything in /home.

stinerman, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend
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Oh I suck, too.

stinerman, to lemmyshitpost in King shit
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I challenge you to a quaff-off!

stinerman, to lemmyshitpost in When you let boomers run social media accounts
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No harm done. It’s just Lemmy.

stinerman, to lemmyshitpost in BDSM
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Someone needs to rule 34 this on PornHub pronto.

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