surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

You gotta order the Thick Mints off the secret menu.

surewhynotlem,

Oooh those are great. Had them for the first time at new years. I won’t buy them though. I eat the whole bag.

surewhynotlem,

I call the last donut

surewhynotlem,

How else would you fall asleep?

surewhynotlem,

This post makes me dislike people who generalize specific instances of things.

surewhynotlem,

Sarcasm requires exaggeration. It seems you didn’t exaggerate past believability.

surewhynotlem,

That’s a shitty mindset. If you go into a relationship thinking you can make your partner better, you’re in the wrong relationship. Love them as they are, or don’t.

surewhynotlem,

We need this in the “which super power would you pick” threads

surewhynotlem,

It’s a bunch of white people profiting off a caricature of a black person. If this was a black owned company, I might see your point.

surewhynotlem,

I’m just explaining something to someone I assumed wanted an answer. I’d you just want to be an ass, I’d be happy to service you that way instead.

surewhynotlem,

By helping people nearby.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

surewhynotlem,

F*ck you and the rotting corpse you floated in on.

Also, great reference.

surewhynotlem,

My favorite is “still kickin”. The Norwegians sometimes say “awake and not crying”.

surewhynotlem,

She doesn’t go against the right wing. She’s very strategic about being apolitical. Republicans love her music. She loves their money.

She also loves pussy, but she won’t say that bluntly lest she lose half her fans.

surewhynotlem,

Source?

surewhynotlem,

Puppy!

surewhynotlem,

No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.

surewhynotlem,

“we had a driver who didn’t immediately stop yesterday… He’s dead now… But also let’s put up a cute meme!”

surewhynotlem,

They said the thing!!

surewhynotlem,

The melody is depressing.

surewhynotlem,

I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

surewhynotlem,

Yes

vinmec.com/…/quitting-smoking-increases-blood-pre…

Fiber and low intensity exercise are listed as helpful.

surewhynotlem,

Don’t melt

surewhynotlem,

It’s the floppy disk cache

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