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Because allamaraine exists.

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Incorrect. The episode with Jake having the most screen time is The Visitor and that episode is a gem.

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Ok, the county of Devon will be wiped out first. Any other requests?

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You live on a world where the temperature is only on average 288K? It’s so cold there that H2O exists in its solid form on the surface in places!!! How can you people even move let alone have any active biological processes?

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There’s vomit in this cron job already

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Hand starts shaking when he can’t update once an hour.

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One thing Star Wars and Star Trek fans can agree on is to not let that chucklefuck near their franchises again.

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Technically omeluum the mind flayer from the underdark is back there too if you did his quests but he can teleport.

But no there is just the lady in the chair and the dwarf lady (maybe halfling) locked in a cell in that room. There are two door levers to close the doors but they are one for each door. One is just outside the room with the respawning sahuagin and the other is on the opposite end of that corridor. You can’t really use that one to lock them out though since you’d be on the wrong side of the door.

I love optimizing my route through the iron throne. I’ve done it like 8 or 9 times now. If you have flying it makes the entire place a joke. Basically fly to everyone turn one, free everyone turn two, and escape on turn three.

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Pfft. Have two people go to the dukes room. Doesn’t matter who. It’s better if you haste potion first but depending on the difficulty you might not have to. Throw health potions at the duke. Then throw him from his cell. It gets him clear of the spiders. Then throw a haste potion on the duke and you’re good to go. Also the doors leading to the room with the respawning sahuagin can be shut with the lever beside the door. Keeps those fuckers away from your Gondians.

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Send extra people to the corridor that is flooding since you will have extra NPC enemies pop up there.

This is not a good strat for that part. Send your longest distance runner down there on turn one. Make sure they have a bow. Free the chair lady first and shoot the lever to free the other. Then go to the door and wait just outside. Once those two get past the door you can just close the door using the outside door lever and you don’t have to deal with those Sahuagin at all. They can’t get through the door. You only have to spend one turn and one person in there. Those sahuagin are menaces on tactician which is why I just lock them up.

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He’s an ass until he finds out why Wyll did what he did. Then he’s tolerable.

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You could almost do a panel for each Clint Howard character and no one else. Dude has been in star trek since the beginning.

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The beast at Tanagra.

The Enterprise, in Generations.

Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp.

Armus, on his planet.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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Trip reversed the polarity so hard he died from it. Pro move right there.

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The four commissioned officer* horsemen of reversing polarity

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Like bags of wet cement.

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If he’d stumbled into a taco bell he’d have been fine. Those mother fuckers know how to handle drunks and stoners.

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Imagine Soval being mesmerized with paper clips or suspenders.

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