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teft, to risa in Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong... they are headed dead into the fire swamp.
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In this universe Billy Crystal is the Grand Nagus.

teft, to risa in Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong... they are headed dead into the fire swamp.
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Have fun storming the Alpha Quadrant!

teft, to movies in Box Office: ‘The Marvels’ Gets Grounded With MCU’s Second-Lowest Opening Day Ever
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That and they’ve oversaturated the market and made it hard for non fans to keep up. When you have to watch 2 5-8 hour Disney plus shows just to understand who the characters are in the movie (Maria Rambeau and Kamala Khan) then Disney as a company is probably doing something wrong. Comic people might love it but everyday joes not so much.

teft, to risa in The most interesting man in the quadrant
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Klingons refuse to fight him, purely out of respect.

teft, to asklemmy in Which books have the worst video adaptation?
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I watched the first season, loved it, read the books, watched the show again and was a bit disappointed by some of the changes. I’ll watch the whole series though and think of it as a different turn of the wheel. It’s a decent series imho it just isn’t a one to one translation.

teft, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.
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What operating system is that probe running?

Pakled

We’re going to die!

teft, to risa in Weird, right?
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Will no one think of Daniels!

teft, to risa in This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.
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And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.

teft, to risa in A happy computer is a productive computer.
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The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/47542644-e6b7-4aa5-9df2-f3c4e06db940.png

So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

teft, to risa in Why does that man have a funny U shape on his head?
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He is a prophet who shitposts in the celestial temple, aka /c/risa.

teft, to risa in Why does that man have a funny U shape on his head?
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I want to see Jadzia meeting Sam Carter. The nerding out would be legit.

teft, to risa in This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.
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This could be a Mel Brooks plotline.

teft, to risa in Twaining, you say? That just brings us full circle.
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He dies like 7 times. Deadlock, Timeless, Non Sequitur, Emanations, Endgame, Year of Hell, and Course Oblivion. 3 or 4 of those he comes back.

teft, to risa in Mark Twain is an alias. His real name is Samuel Kirkens.
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If you’re gonna photoshop him at least give him his hot lips back.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/ce0c5da4-80b6-493d-9979-fee998958b19.png

teft, to risa in Twaining, you say? That just brings us full circle.
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Our Tuvix, who art in the transporter buffer, hallowed be thy name; thy episode come; on earth as it is in the delta quadrant. Give us this day our daily orchid. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, especially that bitch Katherine Janeway. And lead us not into moral dillemas; but deliver us from evil.

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