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tias, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If you consider the greater evolutionary history, up until very recently humans have been kind of like the monster in It Follows. They’re not very fast runners, but they are relentless. No other animal can run for such a long time. They’ll keep going and going for hours on end, and they will eventually catch up with their victim. For an injured prey with explosive strength but relatively low endurance it must be absolutely terrifying.

Dogs joined the dark side, so they probably feel all cool and mighty next to their running master. In their head they go “yeah bitches you can run, but you can never hide from my human”.

tias, to piracy in Youtube’s Anti-adblock and uBlock Origin

Did you not read the article?

YouTube isn’t rolling out the anti-adblock to everyone. It seems to depend on things like your account, browser, and IP address. And if you’re not logged in or you’re in a private window, you’re safe. As a result, there are a bunch of people saying, “I use XYZ and I haven’t seen an anti-adblock popup yet,” unknowingly spreading misinformation.

tias, to memes in Early bird

So hire other bus drivers, or just have kids take the regular bus. Where I live there’s no such thing as a school bus.

tias, to lemmyshitpost in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

tias, to lemmyshitpost in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

Also he steals her child

tias, to piracy in Are movie and show file sizes more efficient than they were years ago?

That makes no sense. The bitrate is how many actual bits per second the data uses after compression, so at the same bitrate all codecs would be the same size.

tias, (edited ) to news in Anti-China Rhetoric Is Off the Charts in Western Media

That’s right. Because not every single person is in jail, no problem exists. /s

How about this: even putting one person in jail because of political opinion is an oppressive, undemocratic action.

tias, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

today?

tias, (edited ) to news in Anti-China Rhetoric Is Off the Charts in Western Media

Do people really need to know more? I don’t think there are any virtues that could make up for China’s treatment of Uyghurs and the people who try to save them.

tias, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Do i need to install a driver?

The idea of putting my device into that gives me about the same icky feeling as putting my dick into random holes I find.

tias, to lemmyshitpost in Microchips

So you’re saying that if we officially claimed the vaccines contained microchips, then everybody would accept them?

tias, (edited ) to asklemmy in Anyone else missing posts in smaller Lemmy communities because they are overshadowed by the popular ones?

I want to see them, I just want Lemmy to distribute them more evenly among other communities in the feed. As others have suggested the sorting algorithm should weigh each score inversely by the average score of posts in that community.

tias, to lemmyshitpost in Counterspell this
tias, (edited ) to piracy in Are movie and show file sizes more efficient than they were years ago?

I’m not saying it is the size of the file, I’m saying the bitrate multiplied by the number of seconds determines the size in bits of the file. So for a given video duration and a given bitrate, the total size (modulo headers, container format overhead etc) is the same regardless of compression method. Some codecs can achieve better perceived quality for the same number of bits per second. See. e.g. veed.netlify.app/learn/bitrate#TOC1 or toolstud.io/video/bitrate.php

If it’s compressed to 6,000 kilobits per second then ten seconds of video will be 60,000 kilobits or 7 megabytes, regardless if it’s compressed with h.264, h.265 or AV1.

tias, to starwarsmemes in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

I don’t have a Fortnite skin, it was removed when I was little

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