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i hate soup

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This is unhealthy and stupid!!

So long as we're giving this kind of advice, I don't know why we're stopping at loperamide

OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They're much cheaper and more fun.

You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree

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You may have just sold me on Arch.

I have never been able to hold down an Ubuntu install for very long without getting that dreaded you have held broken packages scold.

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Is it really that easy? Why did they even bother?

They’ve known about ad blockers for well over decade now and their “solution” can be bypassed with inspect-element. Nice.

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When I was 12 I got “tricked” into installing Linux Mint from a USB drive because another kid told me it had Garageband on it.

Like that meme where you give someone a bunch of adderall and a pickaxe and tell them there’s gold under a location you need excavated.

Perhaps you could explore adjacent strategies?

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she gog on magog until I tribulate

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And it’s never even a half decent bot.

“You double charged me this month”

“Hi! For problems relating to your wifi, please visit our FAQ.”

support bot has ended the chat

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can’t even have android support for a fake app 😭

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I like how it’s “a” penis

implying it’s not yours

conjures beautiful mental imagery

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I assume most of those students weren’t “officially” given admin priveleges, which makes it extra funny

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Gale shat on me for taking Raphael’s deal.

I did not even speak to Raphael.

Probably a game oopsie

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Solving the Rupert-Compfzkopf problem with non-euclidean endofunctors is not useless 😡

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I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”

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inner: scythe
outer: grow it out

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