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Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: wreckedcarzz.com

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wreckedcarzz,
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use the remote app on your phone

Take a second and just let it sink in how fucking stupid that sentence is. Why do I need an application on my phone to use my device efficiently? Why doesn’t the remote have T9-like keys, or voice input? Hell, they invented the click-wheel, come on.

“your new garage door opener uses a pin. since the fob doesn’t have numbers, you just need to unlock your phone and type your pin in that way instead!” would be DOA with the first review. Why is apple getting a pass here?

(I’ve never used the atv, just seen it used by others, and text input wasn’t something they needed)

wreckedcarzz,
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Por que no los dos?

wreckedcarzz,
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Google: Because of you, I lost my calm and almost lost my bed 🎶

Oh no, not the bed, anything but the bed! xP

wreckedcarzz,
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with rice

wreckedcarzz,
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Just need to overclock the human auditory senses, duh

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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Nuke the entire landmass. Enjoy not having to worry about what stupid shit the US political dumpster fire will regurgitate and manipulate this week. Be loved by almost every country on the planet for doing it. Gals and guys alike will be tripping over each other to suck you. Police stop being penis-waving fucks and start obeying the law, NK shits themselves and rejoins SK, Putin has a heart attack, and everyone starts buying electric cars because you threaten to do it again if not. World peace out of sheer terror. Rainbows and unicorns spawn randomly. And as a gargantuan meteor is about to crash into earth and kill all remaining sentient life, you are deemed the one true god.

Hello fbi, late today aren’t you?

(just let me know before you do this, I have some things I need to pack first)

Edit: basically End of Ze World but updated a bit

wreckedcarzz,
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Automatic response. Nobody that I am close with is actually happy (or even fine), but when staff asks you in greeting if you’re having a good day and did you find everything okay, you know they are bullshitting the “I’m doing well, and yes, thanks”. Same sort of automatic bullshit response.

We are living paycheck to paycheck (some not even that), with slowly rising levels of debt, in dead-end jobs while the earth slowly boils us and rich fucks get richer. In tight-knit circles, suicide is often discussed openly and often, and death is welcomed. My best friend recently told me that (if they die before me, as if lol) when I attend the funeral, if anyone suggests that they had a happy life, I am to punch that person in the face, without hesitation.

Life is pain. But it’s so much quicker to fake that your existence isn’t hell, so lying to people in ways that doesn’t matter is way easier.

Happy holidays.

wreckedcarzz,
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Unless they hate their family and want to see them come crashing down in a ball of fire and misery, finally getting what they deserve for decades of pain they themselves created

…why are you looking at me like that

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That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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“make” them

cop drops two mags into a non-threat

HE MADE ME DO IT!

reloads for a third mag

gotta be sure

wreckedcarzz,
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Well I need to investigate this for, uh, important research purposes…

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Re B: personally, I do a lot of surfing on reddit and twitter for porn (and FA and e6 and…), and follow a lot of (irl, for this topic) people, curated over the last decade+; when I’m on the hunt for something/someone new, and they have an OF or other monetization system (donations/wish lists/etc notwithstanding), I lose all interest, regardless of their visual/kink appeal. I want to be seeing people that do this content because they actively enjoy it, not as a ‘side hustle’. I want, I need those moans and squirms and cries of pleasure, to be genuine. And for a few of them, I want to be able to comment or say something to/about them (and possibly receive a reply), without the expectation of it turning into a financial transaction.

I’m one guy in a sea of horny people, but that’s my take. I want horny because horny, not because ulterior motives.

wreckedcarzz,
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No problem :)

wreckedcarzz,
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Those last couple of steps actually involve a shotgun and condolences to the devs family. Take no shit.

wreckedcarzz,
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What about a heavy switch?

wreckedcarzz,
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Don’t kinkshame!

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Oh ok

wreckedcarzz,
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Yo wtf

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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So, I’m not new to this (omg it’s been 6+ years now wtf) but I don’t host a lot of stuff, and it’s been pretty easy to poke at; I’ve got:

  • plex
  • minecraft (bedrock and java)
  • freshrss
  • rustdesk
  • home assistant
  • vaultwarden
  • pihole
  • actual (budget software)

Running in docker containers, along with a few of the built-in plug-and-play services on my nas. Of that list, plex, minecraft, freshrss, rustdesk, and vaultwarden were very easy to setup in my situation. Rustdesk is a really good remote control program/service, vaultwarden is a fork of the bitwarden server, and plex was almost comically simple to get going as a media host.

wreckedcarzz,
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Alternatively, if you are artistically talented, offer to draw them yiff in exchange for tech help. Humans are so 1990s.

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It totally wouldn’t be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-

Hallmark

Oh, right, what was I thinking

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That poor penis

wreckedcarzz,
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Dude really needs to grow some hair. I could use that forehead like a magnifying glass in the sun.

wreckedcarzz,
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Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better

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As a disabled dude, I laughed harder than you would think

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