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wreckedcarzz, to memes in Huzzah!
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Is it odd because it’s dead, or because it became self-aware and started squirting milk everywhere out of defiance?

wreckedcarzz, to memes in All pollinators are important but...
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but have you tried to find out if we really can’t live without them? because I would definitely support the anti-wasp movement

wreckedcarzz, to cyanideandhappiness in 14 October 2023
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“look sonny back in the good old days we’d pay a nickel to the [redacted] on the corner and he’d figure it all out lickety split, sometime we’d even let em keep the nickel. then they gave em equal rights and that’s what really caused the world wars, you see, the balance of power was threatened and germany knew it and…”

not-slowly backing away

(this has been not far off from most of my boomer and older random interactions in public; or something like they are holding a nice conversation with you and then mention the 5G covid nano robots that are going to activate next Thursday and start killing everyone. I just want to buy my thing and go home, please stop talking.)

wreckedcarzz, to cyanideandhappiness in 14 October 2023
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Now I’m imagining you at work and the jackasses from the Northside store come flooding in and asking customers if they need help. Like a home depot turf war, with customers in the crossfire, running and screaming.

wreckedcarzz, to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy
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Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

wreckedcarzz, to memes in Did I press this button the first time?
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“how do you do this”

explanation

“no”

wreckedcarzz, to memes in Did I press this button the first time?
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make site notification that they don’t use cookie actually use cookie but code pages to always display notification be celebrated by users sell tracking data win from both ends

this is why I’m suspicious of everyone, all the time

wreckedcarzz, to memes in survival optional.
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Damn pedestrians killing drivers for driving quickly, won’t somebody do something?!

wreckedcarzz, to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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Well, hopefully MFA too

wreckedcarzz, to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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I’m sure somewhere on the internet, he has

wreckedcarzz, to memes in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie
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Now now we can’t make the boomers feel left out, there has to be something for ol’ pops to laugh about and explain at the retirement home lunch.

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