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wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that
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with rice

wreckedcarzz, to memes in Duh !
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Just need to overclock the human auditory senses, duh

wreckedcarzz, to asklemmy in Will ublock Origin be blocked on chrome soon?💀💀💀
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Yo wtf

wreckedcarzz, to asklemmy in Who doesn't use an adblocker and why?
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Por que no los dos?

wreckedcarzz, to selfhosted in Could someone explain how to set up a lemmy instance with ansible for an absolute beginner
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Alternatively, if you are artistically talented, offer to draw them yiff in exchange for tech help. Humans are so 1990s.

wreckedcarzz, (edited ) to selfhosted in Could someone explain how to set up a lemmy instance with ansible for an absolute beginner
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So, I’m not new to this (omg it’s been 6+ years now wtf) but I don’t host a lot of stuff, and it’s been pretty easy to poke at; I’ve got:

  • plex
  • minecraft (bedrock and java)
  • freshrss
  • rustdesk
  • home assistant
  • vaultwarden
  • pihole
  • actual (budget software)

Running in docker containers, along with a few of the built-in plug-and-play services on my nas. Of that list, plex, minecraft, freshrss, rustdesk, and vaultwarden were very easy to setup in my situation. Rustdesk is a really good remote control program/service, vaultwarden is a fork of the bitwarden server, and plex was almost comically simple to get going as a media host.

wreckedcarzz, (edited ) to asklemmy in Lottery winner
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Nuke the entire landmass. Enjoy not having to worry about what stupid shit the US political dumpster fire will regurgitate and manipulate this week. Be loved by almost every country on the planet for doing it. Gals and guys alike will be tripping over each other to suck you. Police stop being penis-waving fucks and start obeying the law, NK shits themselves and rejoins SK, Putin has a heart attack, and everyone starts buying electric cars because you threaten to do it again if not. World peace out of sheer terror. Rainbows and unicorns spawn randomly. And as a gargantuan meteor is about to crash into earth and kill all remaining sentient life, you are deemed the one true god.

Hello fbi, late today aren’t you?

(just let me know before you do this, I have some things I need to pack first)

Edit: basically End of Ze World but updated a bit

wreckedcarzz, to linuxmemes in I'm pretty much sure Spotify knows my music taste pretty well!
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Google: Because of you, I lost my calm and almost lost my bed 🎶

Oh no, not the bed, anything but the bed! xP

wreckedcarzz, to asklemmy in Why does America say 'merry christmas'?
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Automatic response. Nobody that I am close with is actually happy (or even fine), but when staff asks you in greeting if you’re having a good day and did you find everything okay, you know they are bullshitting the “I’m doing well, and yes, thanks”. Same sort of automatic bullshit response.

We are living paycheck to paycheck (some not even that), with slowly rising levels of debt, in dead-end jobs while the earth slowly boils us and rich fucks get richer. In tight-knit circles, suicide is often discussed openly and often, and death is welcomed. My best friend recently told me that (if they die before me, as if lol) when I attend the funeral, if anyone suggests that they had a happy life, I am to punch that person in the face, without hesitation.

Life is pain. But it’s so much quicker to fake that your existence isn’t hell, so lying to people in ways that doesn’t matter is way easier.

Happy holidays.

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in Merry ChristmaX
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Don’t kinkshame!

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in Merry ChristmaX
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What about a heavy switch?

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in Merry ChristmaX
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Those last couple of steps actually involve a shotgun and condolences to the devs family. Take no shit.

wreckedcarzz, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully?
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“make” them

cop drops two mags into a non-threat

HE MADE ME DO IT!

reloads for a third mag

gotta be sure

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully?
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That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.
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Oh ok

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