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yngmnwntr, to memes in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

yngmnwntr, to lotrmemes in The Shire is superior

In the books it’s very explicitly tobacco. However in the movies it was clearly meant to be psychoactive, if not actual cannabis. Either way sign me up for that organic Hobbit grown middle earth smoke.

yngmnwntr, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

yngmnwntr, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

yngmnwntr, to memes in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Please don’t stand until the show is complete.

yngmnwntr, to memes in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Came here for jokes about Ea-Nasir.

yngmnwntr, to memes in apple users in a nutshell

Bless’d is he who can laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused.

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