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troglodytis, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Team Purple.

Allero,

That is the option to take red pill and buy Bitcoin later

ValueSubtracted, to risa in These Tsunkatse matches are getting out of hand
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Tuvix vs. the Swingin’ Fontaine Brothers? I don’t get it.

orf,

Tuvix vs. Two Vics!

Edgarallenpwn, to memes in title
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

badaboomxx,

I can hear the song already

SapphironZA, to memes in title

Everything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.

CallumWells,

How cross does he have to be?

BulbasaurBabu,

Properly cross

FlyingSquid, to risa in What is air really?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

One of the few times the people Elon Musk was talking about were stupider then him:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0eb541be-3459-4484-bd7d-4c5c474142ee.png

possiblylinux127,

Silly wound Earthers thinking Mars is flat. People are so gullible.

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“Unlike Earth” um, we sent people to the moon that looked back at us?

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

It’s conspiracies all the way down, man.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

What’s fun is the flat earth people who don’t even believe we’ve sent people into orbit, yet acknowledge that orbit is a real thing

I guess they think it just follows the trail of the dung beetle that pushes the sun.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

To be fair, it’s a pretty classic Beatles tune.

🎶Here comes the dung beetle, doot do doo doo🎵

marcos,

Have you ever put a polar orbit on a map? If that isn’t a drunk beetle, I don’t know what is.

\s but I sure hope this one is absurd enough for nobody to say it seriously.

Greg, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d grab both pills and quickly swallow them just to see what would happen. I might end up a 12yo with $5million. I’d be so obnoxious

TacoButtPlug,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the only correct answer

neoman4426, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

fastandcurious, (edited )

Also just hope that major events are not converging points in multiple timelines, otherwise you will be aware of all the terrible things that will happen but will practically be unable to stop them

Tuturun’t

Vode_An, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

which is one digests better in my ass?

dream_weasel,

Brown pill.

GardenVarietyAnxiety, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill. My dumbass thinks I could “fix” the people that fucked up my childhood with the knowledge I have now

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I plan on convincing my mom to leave my dad. Sadly, 6 isn’t young enough to prevent him from ruining her life, though. But at least she’ll get out earlier, and also I can hopefully prevent her from having a surgery that completely changed her life for the worse.

dave, to risa in What is air really?
@dave@feddit.uk avatar

Atmoflat

10111011110101,

Spoken like a true Flat Earther!

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not a Fat Girther?

Atelopus-zeteki,

Spoken like a cunning linguist.

miss_brainfart, to memes in title
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Not just guys, let me tell you

Mango,

Oh good, so it’s just the OP who doesn’t have their shit straight.

Socsa,

Nicole Coenen has joined the chat

captainlezbian,

Yeah I definitely want one

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

Mobilityfuture,

Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW

Lemjukes,

Just like ‘mankind’ right? (/s)

Sure, language is changing and guys has been veering neutral since the 70s. But claiming the word is outright “non-gendered” is incorrect imo.

CallumWells,

Merriam-Webster would like to disagree with your assertion that it is not “non-gendered”

Thanks to @Mobilityfuture for the link in lemmy.ml/comment/7077751 (I don’t know if I could make that link in a better way)

Jumuta,

I agree that “guys” is not a gendered term but I don’t like your argument.

Definitions of words can be very different to how people use them, and we shouldn’t constrain the use of words to their definitions.

CallumWells,

I disagree that we shouldn’t constrain the use of words to their definitions. It’s what helps make the meaning of sentences the most clear for everyone. If people had actually done that then the definition of “literally” wouldn’t include “figuratively” and a lot of misunderstandings could be avoided.

Otherwise we could end up with people saying that when they wrote “all white people deserve to die” what they actually meant was that they deserve to live, since that’s how they use the word “die”. It’s nonsensical to me.

Senshi,

Kind of a bad example, because mankind very clearly stems from ‘humankind’. And people are lazy and prefer using short words. The unfairness is rather that women got stuck with the words requiring more characters. But that is a phenomenon of the English language and not present in others.

However, in most languages the words for man/male are closer to human(kind) than female/woman, which very clearly shows the historic patriarchal influence, coming back around to your point after all.

CallumWells,

Interestingly enough, in old English you had “werman” and “wifman” for man and woman respectively, in which case referring to all with “mankind” makes perfect sense. So the originator for mankind seems more likely to be from that than the explanation that it’s a shortening of “humankind” to me.

Mango,

What’s gals then?

hughesdikus,

Not technically. Practically. In real world. As slang.

Cause technically and by definition, It’s still very much gendered.

Mobilityfuture,

No, sorry. Please check the facts before correcting someone.

In its plural form “guys” is technically non-gendered:

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/guy

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I haven’t seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that’s why it has a clear masculine ring in my head

JoShmoe,

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

CADmonkey, to memes in title

I have everything lying around to build one of these…

AngryCommieKender,

It’s been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

w2tpmf,

OP doesn’t have any thumbs left to reply to your comment.

Darkenfolk,

Weak sauce, he has toes doesn’t he?

nick, to memes in title

For the emperor

TheDarksteel94,

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

nick,

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

hsr, to lemmyshitpost in Legendary exit for a legendary creator
@hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wowee someone reposted my meme. Does this mean I’m Lemmy famous? @Sine_Fine_Belli

IndefiniteBen,

Link for the lazy: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/11495463

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad they reposted because I block all 196 communities.

TheGrandNagus, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back

Ensign_Crab,

Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.

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