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MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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ummthatguy,
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MelodiousFunk,
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Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

ummthatguy,
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ThrowawayPermanente,

Dude holy shit

trolololol,

Sorry who is that again

MelodiousFunk,
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One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

gregorum, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
MelastSB,

I wish

muad_dibber,
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Yes please

gregorum, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
grayman,

Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?

bstix, to mildlyinteresting in But I need 97 of them!

Its enough for Hellview, population 96.

itsnotits,

It’s* enough

bstix,

Here. Have some fucking apostrophes: ‘’‘’‘’“”“'”“”‘’‘’

There ought to be enough there to keep you entertained for a while. I don’t owe you any more. If you need more of them go ask someone else.

Also, here are the commas I forgot to put down this week:. , take them all for fucks sake.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

“A pickle for the knowing one” was a book written completely without punctuation. When people bitched about it. He printed a second edition that that last few ages were nothing but punctuation with the instructions to put them where you want them.

bstix, (edited )

The only rule on punctuation that I ever learned in English was:

If in doubt - leave it out

Anyway, I fully acknowledge that my cellphone autocorrected my first comment wrongly and that “its” should have had an apostrophe. I’m just not going to edit it, because it makes no sense in any other way, so no one should be able to misunderstand the sentence and the grammar nazi added nothing of value.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Heh Nah, man you’re good. You’ll never see me be a grammar Nazi. I mentioned that book because Sam O Nella did a YouTube video about the guy that wrote that book.

youtu.be/ChSUvdU_Sbk?feature=shared

That’s the video.

18_24_61_b_17_17_4, (edited )
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Fuck yeah CKY! You ever listen to Jess’ newer band, The Company Band? Supergroup thing with Neil Fallon from Clutch on vocals.

JackDark, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

Odo has absolutely always returned the cart. In fact, I’d say he’s tracked down everyone he can find that hasn’t returned the cart and forced them to return one in front of him.

evdo,
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Excellent

USSBurritoTruck,
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Nah, Odo believes in rules and order too much to force others to return their cart when there’s no rule saying they need to do so.

He doesn’t like it when people leave their carts in random locations, which is why he leaves his very neatly where it’s not going to be a danger of rolling into a car or the middle of the lot, but he definitely isn’t going to return it himself when it’s someone else’s job to do so.

muad_dibber,
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Yep, and he’d probably return other people’s carts too while grunting about the decay of federation morals and wishing he could put them in the brig for a few hours.

Transporter_Room_3,
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I don’t think he would put other people’s carts away.

He would track them down and make them do it themselves.

While grumbling about the decay of federation morals…

And obviously he put them in the brig while going over all laws and regulations to figure out if he can lock them up. He does that every time. It would be improper not to double check.

Awesome357,

Also he will arrest Jake and Nog and drag them into detention for Nog’s quarter scheme. Quark will feign being outraged but then will insist he be included next time so he can teach Nog how to not get caught.

Sir_Fridge,

Odo just becomes a cart.

negativenull, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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ininewcrow,
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Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

militaryintelligence,

Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort

Zron, to mildlyinteresting in But I need 97 of them!

These are shit. Aging wheels on YouTube did a review on them.

They have lead acid batteries, so it’ll trim a full yard once or twice on a charge for about 6 months. After a year or so you have to replace the batteries. That’s like 400 bucks worth of batteries every year.

Lifecoach5000,

They should probably only get 95 of them then it sounds like.

Fiivemacs,

They don’t make it clear, but it’s a minimum limit of 96

LazaroFilm,
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Per order. What if you do two orders?

chunkystyles,

I think he did a lithium swap, though. Not something an average person would be comfortable doing, but doable.

Yuper,

I’m pretty sure that’s why they are on clearance. The mowers with newer battery tech are still full price.

Kepabar,

I own the push mower version.

That was true of the first gen batteries. They lasted a year and then stopped holding a charge.

There are second gen batteries that seem to be holding up better, I’ll be going into my third year with them soon so we’ll see.

Mango,

Who the fuck let that shit get into production!?!? Draining a lead acid battery completely will ruin it! I don’t even want them in any car I drive!

dual_sport_dork,
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I believe this is the same model the Aging Wheels guy on youtube bought, and then the inevitable happened. You could desulfate the batteries, but he stuffed it full of custom lithium cell battery packs instead.

You are correct that using lead-acid in this application is a really bad choice. Even deep cycle batteries will have a crap energy-to-weight ratio. This was the result of the manufacturer (or more likely Home Depot themselves, who specified the product) to rush something, anything out the door to jump on the bandwagon as fast as possible. You see this shit coming out of China all the time, like the little “neighborhood electric vehicles” that in their stock trim leave the factory with like two lead-acid golf cart batteries in the back that give it a range of approximately eleven feet.

Marcbmann, (edited )

I was at Home Depot trying to get a gas powered hedge trimmer. I have almost an acre of property, and there are tons and tons of bushes around the house.

Salesman says I should buy electric. I tell him yes, but I’d have to buy another battery or two just so I can do all the work in one day. Which makes it significantly more expensive than gas.

“Ah that’s the thing. You just replace everything with electric, and you get a battery with each device!”

Okay, so, what if I want to cut the grass, do the edging, and trim the hedges in one day? I understand the need to switch to electric and reduce emissions. But the number of towns banning gas powered lawn care equipment is just ignoring the obvious. Electric is simply not practical for anyone with a remotely large property.

dual_sport_dork,
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The secret is not to buy your battery packs from Home Depot. The markup on those “genuine” Ryobi packs is insane, especially given they’re just stuffed full of the same low quality 18650 cells as all the other Chinese garbage anyway.

I have a small fleet of Ryobi cordless stuff by now: A mower, a string trimmer, a blower, and one of those inflator thingies. I just buy the knockoff battery packs online for 1/3-1/4 of the cost and so far I’ve found the knockoffs to have just as much or more capacity and to be more reliable than the Ryobi branded ones. Home Depot wants $189 for a 40v, 4.0Ah pack. Or you can buy a “6.0Ah” knockoff which is probably actually still 4.0 online for $57. The price gulf on the 18v packs is even greater.

2deck, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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ininewcrow,
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The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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gregorum,

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…

MelodiousFunk,
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The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

lntl, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

fuck cars

gregorum,

some people are just allergic to fun

gregorum, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I can live with that.

gregorum,

🥃

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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FlatFootFox,
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That cart was a friend. Exits Room.

grayman,

Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.

USSBurritoTruck,
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Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
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I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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clutchmattic,

Made of transparent aluminum, mind you

2deck,
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The cart returns itself, of course.

teft, (edited ) to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

mosiacmango,

Yes…harry does…and no one else…

ummthatguy,
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negativenull, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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ininewcrow,
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Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

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