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The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town

ummthatguy, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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Rusty,

Best one here

teft, (edited ) to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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Rubisco, (edited )
The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.

Kolanaki, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’m Worf.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

Some days we’re all Worf.

grue,
ursakhiin,

Those are the days “I only went in for 1 or 2 (20 as it turns out) things”

Donnagen, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
@Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Morn: never seen with a cart

PlasmaDistortion,

But everyone talks about how he’s the best with carts.

USSBurritoTruck, (edited )
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but the only thing anyone ever sees him doing is smoking out behind the dumpster.

VindictiveJudge,

And yet, all the carts are collected and all the shelves fully stocked.

Mycatiskai, to memes in This is the year, guys.

Nobody might want advice here and feel free to vote this down but go out into the real world and find something to do where other people are.

A little more than 7 years ago, after being single for 6 years, I went to a dog park with my dog and met a woman that interested me. We showed up at the same time and talked each time, I asked her out after a month. We went out New Year’s Eve and have been together since.

It doesn’t always work but you can do it, random meme watchers have done it, so it is possible.

gmtom,

Thanks but the type of people I’m into don’t go to dog parks.

Mycatiskai,

The first paragraph still applies. Go out into the world and find something to do with other people.

sbv,

Thanks but the type of people I’m into don’t go out into the world.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )
MycelialMass,

Go to a cat park instead

answersplease77,

you can shove the whole dog park up your butt if you don’t have an income that can support a relationship. It was never about anything else

Mycatiskai,

If you find a good partner, you split costs and things are cheaper when only paying half, an equal partner in everything.

If you have a shit partner that expects you to pay for everything then yes you are going to have a bad time.

I hope you find someone that you can share your life with equally.

answersplease77,

It sucks such thing does not exist where I’m from. Even if she was earning 10x times more than you, she does not contribute a penny to your kids , house or bills. I’m not making this up

Mycatiskai,

Time to move then, if you can’t have an equal life partner then go somewhere you can.

answersplease77,

not possible due to our situation. me and my family are travel banned by the government, siblings in jail, and Im the only one with my mom. it sucks I know

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Thanks, but I only take advice from the Arch Wiki.

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

$ man dating

I_am_10_squirrels,

whois grindr

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

nslookup hookup

blaine, (edited )

I tried this once. Went to the dog park, chatted up a girl over a period of a month. I finally got the courage to ask her on a date, and she said yes! The date (dinner and a local concert) went great - we ended up back at my place and I can honestly say it was some of the best sex of my life.

Then she ghosted me and we never talked again. That was 2017, and I’m still not over it. Thanks for the advice though.

Mycatiskai,

I’m definitely not promising it will work perfectly. I was single with a dog and going to dog parks for 5 years before that but was at first not ready to date as I had just separated from my partner of 9 years.

Dog parks are just good places to meet people, some you won’t know their names, some you will know them by their dog’s name, some you will know their names and meet outside of the dog park.

Being social is the key to whatever type of relationship you want.

lolcatnip,

Too bad I usually hate being social.

Mycatiskai,

Then you don’t really want a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner because that is being social.

lolcatnip,

Cool, tell me more about what I really want, since you know me so well.

Auzy,

Funny you say that… Because, for the first half, I genuinely thought you were my housemate

phoenixz,

Don’t get too high hopes about people until you really know them. So it was the best sex ever? Cherish that memory but don’t stop living. And 2017, and you’re still not over that? Really dude (or dudette?), don’t just get over that, get over yourself. Stop stop living, start living. Take risks, get hurt. Yes, you’ll get some bruises along the way, it will build character, you will learn and improve until you find that perfect person and by then it will not only be that that person is perfect for you, you will then also finally be perfect for that person because honestly right now you don’t sound perfect for anybody. Don’t that that last bit wrong, it just means you gotta work on yourself. Relationships are a lot of work, I spent huge amounts of time on reflecting, thinking about how I can make my wife smile, trying to improve myself, etc…

I make a point of it to smile. Every. Single. Time. That. I. See. Her. I do anyway because she’s fucking gorgeous, but even so, i make sure. It makes her day multiple times per day, and seeing her smile makes me smile even more. A real relationship is a lot of work and it’s so damn worth it, but you gotta be ready for it too. If you’re not willing to do the work now how are you supposed tondo the work once you find that special someone?

You gotta get out there, and get hurt. It’s part of the process. I got hurt (and unfortunately hurt others myself) on multiple occasions and I’m fine. You’ll be fine. It sucks in the moment, but you process it, give it a space somewhere in your memories and you go on to the next one. Believe me, you will get hurt a few more times (and build great memories in the process too, by the way, let’s not forget that), you will learn what to do, what not to do, you’ll learn not to immediately get strung up by the first girl and declare her your undying love within 5 minutes of meeting her, that usually doesn’t end well. Also not the second girl, nor the third , and not within 5 minutes… after a while you’ll find that super special one.

like that you will get better because it’s not only about the others, its about you too. Grow up.

As long as you stay safely on your shelter, you will stay alone for your entire life. If that’s what you want, fine. But I think it’s not, so this year go out, get out, take risks, get hurt, be happy.

Happy new year!

CrayonMaster, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

But people who don’t return carts are just as bad as landlords???

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

Hey, talk to Rom; he’s the one who thinks that.

Rom,
@Rom@hexbear.net avatar

It’s true, I do.

deegeese, to memes in This is the year, guys.

My wife said ‘no’ again last year.

TheDeepState,

What did her boyfriend say?

drctrl,

You can sleep on the couch tonight since the dogs are with Aunt Lily

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

!polyamory, www.lemmy.world/c/polyamory life is nice. Rarely works out long term though, then again, most relationships don’t.

Fucking hell linking to other subs here is bleugh. I do miss that about reddit.

Pixelologist, (edited )
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isn’t it “!polyamory!polyamory

still not as easy as /r/ but yeah

blanketswithsmallpox,

It really feels like !sub should be the default but I get the issue. Different instances. But you’d feel like it would just default to whatever instance you’re already on lol.

The joys of being cradled by tech monoliths then going back to the stone age.

You’re telling me I have to type in the entire address!?!?!

linux2647, (edited ) to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

Kai Winn: grabs you by the ear and declares that the prophets dictate you not only return her cart for her, but that you must unload her cart into her vehicle. And if you don’t, your pah will suffer, my child

user1234,

Nah, Kai Winn is the Karen who complains to the store manager that all of the carts pull to the left.

jawa21, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

“The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”

zeppo, to memes in This is the year, guys.
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

well fuck, I thought it was the year of the Linux desktop.

Gormadt, (edited )
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hell it’s the year I’m switching

At this point it’s just Adobe keeping there

pooberbee,

Switching to Linux or… maybe?

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Switching to Linux, my comment was pretty poorly worded due to staying up almost 6 hours later than I normally do

captainlezbian,

What adobe product is it? Adobe is part of what drove me to FOSS

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Primarily Lightroom at this point

I’ve used Darktable as an alternative before and I’m going to be trying it again as it was back in 3.something I last used Darktable

I really like the editing process in Lightroom but I’m hoping I can get used to something else

Davinci Resolve is one that I’ve used a lot and I’m happy there’s a Linux version, and the payment method is something I really enjoy about it compared to other editing software

aeronmelon,

That’ll happen first.

captainlezbian,

Yeah I can get girls fine, I just can’t get them to try linux

FrostyCaveman,

No that was 2022 sorry

flashgnash,

All joking aside a lot of people in my circle have switched recently that have been holding out until now

Year of the Linux desktop or not it’s certainly got a surge in popularity recently

ipkpjersi,

For me it was 2017 lol never looked back since

huquad,

Those who said this in the past didn’t really know anything, but I can tell you this year will be different. This will be the year of the GNU+Linux desktop.

Weslee, (edited ) to memes in This is the year, guys.

Everyone without a gf now has to take it in turns being gf to each other, sorted!

Kecessa,

Hence the rainbow colored 2024

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I got you bro

Steve,

Handy.

Kecessa,

You want a handy? We’re there for you!

TheDarksteel94,

Hey Bro, want a brojob?

Agent641,

Its not gay if you do it sarcastically

TheDarksteel94,

Just leave your socks on

Gonzako,

This really reminds me of a vid I watched about the incel to trans pipeline

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the way incels talk about women really sounds like jealousy tbh

Draegur,

It’s surprisingly wholesome hearing people who used to hate women in their earlier lives suddenly illustrating with profound astonishment how much happier and how much more whole they began to feel when they started taking estrogen…

Even if they’re still describing it with internalized self-inflicted contempt and disgust.

And it makes me almost dare to hope, “maybe this gal will realize that she feels good because it’s RIGHT…?”

neatchee, (edited ) to memes in title

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.

wrong

neatchee,

wrong

no u

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t take my ethical analysis from 4chan

neatchee,

I don’t disregard anything based on where it came from, only its content

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

this claim lacks both entrenchment and testability. anyone should doubt such a claim, but doubly so given it’s known source.

neatchee,

Your ability to interpret hyperbole apparently isn’t testable either given that it seems to be non-existent

skydivekingair,

Is there a version of this that includes something about Aldi and other pay to return shops?

neatchee,

The existence of Aldi carts is proof that there are a lot of people out there with no ability to self govern

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

But for a potential loss of $0.25 they can suddenly self govern.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It’s also about the inconvenience of having to obtain another quarter.

Honytawk, (edited )

Maybe we can use this to our advantage.

Every voter gets 0.25$, every public traffic ride nets you 0.25$, every CEO with a company that is net zero also gets 0.25$.

skydivekingair,

Also plays into the rules only apply if you’re rich, just pay for the convenience.

neatchee,
grue,

Aldi’s deal is more about getting people to return carts all the way to the front entrance so that they don’t have to pay employees to retrieve them from the corrals.

Of course, with their parking lots being small to begin with, I’m not so sure it’d make much of a difference (see also: Lidl, with the same size parking lot but no 25¢ locking carts).

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

You’re missing the crucial part where the store is for profit. There’s no reason to provide free labor to corporations.

AlexWIWA,

If your cart catches a breeze and dents my car then you’re now providing profit to a body shop. Putting your cart away is about not costing random people hundreds of dollars. And it saves the teen making minimum wage from chasing it down in the snow.

Fuck the grocery store, of course. But if you want to screw them over then there are better ways to do it, and with less collateral damage.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I never said I don’t return carts. I just don’t believe there’s a moral imperative to provide free labor for corporations

AlexWIWA,

In a thread about the labor of returning carts.

I agree though. Never work for free

neatchee, (edited )

Ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A

Your misguided attempt at rebellion against capitalism in reality only hurts the grunt that has to pick up after your inconsiderate ass. You think your behavior actually costs the company anything? You think they hire an extra person because of people like you? No. You just make some poor sap at the bottom of the pecking order that much more miserable

Congratulations on making yourself feel righteous at the expense of your fellow plebs

MrFappy,

Superbly put good sir… or miss.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Sounds like they need to unionize and get paid enough to make it worth it then. There’s no moral obligation to do labor for corporations for free or under paid.

neatchee,

Lol “moral obligation”. You don’t do it because you’re obligated. You do it because it’s nice for the worker, and for the other customers who don’t want to navigate around your abandoned cart

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I never said I don’t return carts…

neatchee, (edited )

there’s no reason to provide free labor

I never said I don’t return carts

Me thinks there is a contradiction afoot

Are your saying you provide free labor for no reason?

AbsoluteChicagoDog, (edited )

Reading must be difficult for you. Yes I am saying I provide free labor for no reason.

Humans are stupid animals and we do a lot of things for no reason.

neatchee, (edited )

If you’re taking an action, then there’s a reason for it, even if you don’t yourself comprehend it ;D

Also “I do random shit for no reason” may not be a great thing to admit. I point you back to the “Savage animal” bit in the original comment

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

It’s probably some sort of social instinct

neatchee, (edited )

Right. Animals act solely on instinct

kerrypacker,

No, it’s a job and you’re an entitled prick who thinks it magically happens. Supermarkets where I live make billions. They can definitely afford to pay low skilled workers, of which there are plenty, to do this work.

xor,

you’re entirely correct, but what people are also missing is: if the weather’s nice, getting outside and pushing carts is a welcome break to the fluorescent lights and other drudgery of the store…
anyone who’s ever actually worked a retail job will tell you that going outside every once in a while is pretty nice.
picking up trash in the rain sucks, but pushing a cart is leisurely compared to whatever else they’ll have you do.

kerrypacker,

We’re definitely on the same side. What many people see as an inconvenience is a job for many. I once had a boss who’s first company was a trolley collection company, he started from nothing, worked hard and sold it for $1m in Australia.

21Cabbage,

It might be because I’ve been slamming IPAs this afternoon but that’s the best example of “it’s funny because it’s true” I’ve seen in a while.

victorz,

I live in Sweden; rarely do I ever see a shopping cart just sitting in the parking lot. Can’t remember a time in the last decade.

Jyrdano,

I figure it’s mostly an American thing we’re too European to understand.

victorz,

You think so? Are Americans really more lazy/inconsiderate people? Some other reason why this might be more common there?

Jyrdano,

I dont think so. It’s just that I’ve been in several EU countries, and Ive never encountered this issue here.

I think the real reason might be that majority if not all supermarkets require coins to unlock the shopping cart.

victorz,

Sorry, I’ve become confused about what you mean by “here” or “there”, and where you are based.

You mean coins are required in America? Because not in Sweden. They used to be, like 20-15 years ago. But they removed that. Not sure if there was a law that came into effect or something but… not anymore with the coins. Carts are free to take into the store without coins. Still, everyone returns them.

fushuan,

I still do it without coins because that’s what I’ve done in my entire life. Like, not returning the cart never even entered my mind as a possibility (it’s still not one).

I’ve seen some un returned carts sporadically, but I’ve always assumed that there was some emergency.

On the Internet however? I’ve seen people argue that not returning carts is good for the economy because there’s people whose job is to return those, and if we did return the carts they would lose their job. Which is… Stupid to say the least.

victorz,

Right, let’s all become murderers so we can create homicide detective jobs… Makes perfect sense. 🙃🙄 Very silly argument indeed.

Sometimes I just feel like people like to argue for the sake of arguing. Or that they don’t fully understand what they are saying.

Dlayknee,

Are Americans really more lazy/inconsiderate people?

American here. The answer is emphatically “yes”.

victorz,

Well that’s disheartening. Why do you think that is?

Anti_Iridium,

American Exceptionalism/Individualism

grff,

I don’t think you’ve ever left the country then

SocialMediaRefugee,

You need to travel more then

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

We have absolutely enormous parking lots, and yeah, Americans are lazy and have an abundance of food. Maybe not more inconsiderate, but Hanlon’s Razor comes into play here. If you don’t believe me, just go to any Golden Corral. There absolutely will be multiple families in there where every single person weighs over 250 pounds, even the 8 year old kid.

I remember a girl in highschool that was an exchange student from Botswana(?) was a bit upset that she was too fat to go home after living here for a school year. She’d gained like maybe 5 pounds. As far as all us Americans were concerned she finally didn’t look anorexic.

My brothers and I would run around the parking lots gathering up all the carts rather than go into the store. This was especially fun at Aldi’s cause we got a quarter for each cart, and could get some candy.

victorz, (edited )

Hanlon’s Razor comes into play here. If you don’t believe me

No no, I already believe that. I think that’s one of the most soothing and comforting adages ever. I suppose it’s just not in many Americans’ culture to think in terms of “what good can I be to society during my lifetime/today/in this situation,” rather than “how can I help myself/make the smallest burden for myself, right now”. I dunno.

I remember when I came to America for a few months, twice. I would gain a lot of weight both times. I thought it was quite frustrating. But cheap food really is bad for you.

That’s a cute story about your brothers. ☺️

SocialMediaRefugee, (edited )

Mostly Americans who don’t travel say this because they haven’t experienced lazy people in other countries. I’ve seen plenty of dumping of trash, destruction of natural places, etc in other countries.

victorz,

Probably more in the continental Europe, right? Or further east? I feel like Scandinavian people are quite clean and take responsibility for trash. We have a good community system as well I think. Garbage is collected and disposed.

I dunno. Sometimes it bothers me how people don’t sort their trash correctly in the correct bins, like how hard is that? But at least they bring it there, right? 🤷‍♂️

cashews_best_nut,

Scandinavian people are quite clean

HA! The Norwegians have terrible air quality because their mountains clog smoke in valleys. I noticed this when looking up the UKs and spotted my English city had better air quality than lots of Norway. Swedish hobgoblin motherfuckers.

victorz,

I wouldn’t associate air quality with the people being responsible with their trash or returning their shopping carts lol. Maybe I should? 😆

SocialMediaRefugee,

What you get when no one is in charge. There are always people who will abuse a common trust. People will litter within feet of a trashcan or leave a cart a few spaces from a cart corral.

ober9000,

I like how this is a funny joke, but also true.

jubilationtcornpone,

Personally I think shopping carts are the penultimate litmus test. Returning a shopping cart requires effort, albeit a miniscule amount of effort. The ultimate litmus test is litering. It requires exactly zero effort to not throw your trash on the ground or out your car window. To me, littering practically screams, “I don’t give a shit about anyone but myself. I have the self control of a toddler at bed time and I want everyone to know it which is why I throw my shit on the ground like a total fucktard.”

I’m not really a confrontational person but I have rolled down my window and yelled at people for throwing their cigarette butts on the ground. You would think some people were raised in a goddamn barn.

I may feel a little strongly about this issue.

shalafi,

If you’re offended by a cigarette butt on the ground, holy fuck, you should have been around in the 70s. We have come so far and so fast.

When I was a kid, chunking your fast-food trash, any trash, out the window was perfectly normal. The sides of highways were covered in trash.

Further to go, of course, but I’ve seen solid progress.

roscoe, (edited )

But there is a penalty for littering. Some people might refrain from littering not because it’s the right thing to do, but because they don’t want a fine.

The lack of repercussions for being a scumbag and abandoning your cart is what makes it a good test.

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.

wrong

neatchee,

wrong

no u

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

i don’t take my ethical analysis from 4chan.

neatchee,

I don’t disregard anything based on where it came from, only its content

federatingIsTooHard,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

this claim lacks both entrenchment and testability. anyone should doubt such a claim, but doubly so given it’s known source.

neatchee,

Your ability to interpret hyperbole apparently isn’t testable either given that it seems to be non-existent

covert_czar, to memes in This is the year, guys.
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why is it getting rainbowish💀

lseif,

op is turning gay

dopeshark,
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Double the amount of options

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