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doubletwist, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

While I could easily get more than $10mil with my current knowledge (assuming I go back in time to 6yrs old), I would not have the same wife or child as I do now, and there’s no way I’ll give them up, so I’ll just take the $10mil now .

fastandcurious, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Even keeping time travel mechanics and ethics on the side, restarting my life at age 6 probably won’t be very helpful until I become something like 15 so I could actually do something with the knowledge, otherwise I’d probably be called a crazy kid, and couple that with the chances of me somehow fucking up everything and I would much rather have the blue pill.

militaryintelligence, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Money. I ain’t doing this shit again.

WarmSoda,

Amen

Razzazzika,

But you can do it better the second time. Also you can be rich if when you turn 18 you invest in things you know succeed like Apple, Microsoft, amazon… granted I dunno how young you are, but I’d be going back to the early 90s, and could invest in stuff in the early 2000s

WarmSoda, (edited )

It doesn’t matter how young or old anyone is. Living another 12 years as a child is not worth any amount of money.

Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

But you know so much now, exams would be a piece of cake.

BunEnjoyer,

Haha, not when it’s memorizations. I’d doubt I’d pass most of my exams in uni.

psud,

With adult knowledge, but your brain would be your age. You’d have the kid ability to learn. Become fluent in another language if you want

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yes, I’m aware of what we were talking about.

You don’t need to be a child to learn another language.

shani66, (edited ) to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red, easy. I was raised by total red necks (heh), complete hicks, and it did give me bottom of the barrel ideas about what i wanted to be. I could have healthier habits and work towards a better self earlier. Money? I’ll just be an early Bitcoin adopter and make all the cash I’d ever need. Hell if it came down to it i could make money on the dark web and use my age as a shield and tool. Friends? I could cut out bad friends early and find my future friend group whenever i want, I’d probably even have an advantage since I’m way more of a nerd now (see that first point).

southsamurai, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
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Is the cash tax free? If so, jump on that shit.

If it isn’t, maybe take the money, but probably just walk away

PunkFlame, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

No brainer. Restart at 6 years old. Time is priceless.

lichtmetzger,

Oh hell no, I don’t want to go through school again. Teenagers are horrible to each other.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Red pill all the way. Personal experience gains to be had. Also of course there is the prospect of crypto billionairedom.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Depending on your starting point there’s a lot better opportunities out there that are less vulnerable to losing it all to a random hacker.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Actually bitcoin on a physical harddrive purchased at $50 or below stored in a safety deposit box is pretty ironclad.

BCsven,

Bitrot might get you. printed out paper codes as a backup

explodicle,

That was a lot more difficult before BIP39 seed phrases were invented. You could of course write down anything, but there would’ve been a lot of room for error.

psud,

Spinning hard drives last for decades. You can pretty absolutely protect yourself by storing two with multiple copies of the key each

BCsven,

They are succeptible to magnetic degradation, its why you go to open a jpeg from 8 years ago and some are suddenly corrupt. You have to leave them in a RAID setup with sonething self healing like ZFS. They are way more reliable than cold storage SSD ( which can start bitrot in as little as a month) but for cold storage magnetic tape is better

psud,

Tape is just as susceptible to magnets, though it is a more stable medium. It’s not like they’ll be exposed to significant magnetic fields though

BCsven, (edited )

Its not just significant magnetic field ( apparently we do have geo magnetic storms that corrupt data) it is that assigning the 1 /0 bit is not permanent. The 1 or 0 you store fades with time as it wants to lose its assigned magnetism. You might be fine for 10 years, or you might lose a critical bit corrupting a file. it is why archival experts suggest if it is critical data stored offline you need to store on two or more different mediums, because “1 copy is not a backup”. Anyway, we are getting deep in the weeds of data entropy and recovery and I think your original comment was meant as being helpful to the lay-person…whom may not actually care to much if they lose a file or two, unless it is a crypto wallet key–i would trust those M series BluRay archival format since the laser alters the disk, but printing out on paper as another copy

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

I'm not saying I won't be buying real estate in San Francisco, Magic The Gathering cards, and shares in big tech, but a solid backbone of 1000x value bitcoin is hard to beat on multiples.

explodicle,

Since we get all the information we have now: the correct answer was Bitcoin Armory. You’d have a dedicated computer just for signing transactions, carried back and forth over flash drives.

psud, (edited )

Many of us are tech nerds. We know that those who lost bitcoin to hacks trusted coin exchanges too much.

The people who kept their wallet offline are fine Those who kept their wallet in the cloud are poor

greenskye,

Red pill effectively kills your current spouse and kids if you have any. Also trying to re-engineer the relationship with your original spouse all over again seems like it’d be really creepy. If you go back, you effectively need to find someone else. Couldn’t do that.

psud,

The kid won’t exist. The spouse will be fine, though maybe not with you

greenskye,

Sure, but you’re throwing away your current spouse and kid in favor of a do over. That’s pretty cold.

psud, (edited )

Is it unethical to leave a partner? Should we censure Paul Simon for 50 ways to leave your lover?

(Not addressing the kid bit, since it does seem a tad cold to unexistify someone for little fault of their own, also no one but you mentioned kids)

greenskye,

I mean if you were going to divorce your partner, then by all means take the red pill. You’d probably both be better off then. I was speaking of presumably happy marriages.

psud,

I guess if you’re in the perfect partnership you and your partner could simultaneously take the red pill :)

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

No brainer. Take the money. Global warming exists. WWIII might be happening. What’s the point in being a depressed 6 year-old?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
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Red pill.

I’d apply myself in high school, force myself to be sociable as a child, graduate with my bachelor’s degree 4-6 years earlier with a better GPA, and get work experience and savings well before the COVID-19 pandemic. (I would try to stop it, but if someone told me that they had exact knowledge of the future, I wouldn’t believe them, and frankly I would be worried if people believed me without further evidence.)

I don’t need or want $10 million.

skulblaka, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill, buy bitcoin, easy win

Hawk,

Nothing has been said about time travel though

psud, (edited )

It must be time travel or it’s a bad deal - become 6, also orphan or effective orphan, also undocumented, become a missing person in your old self

If that was the deal, the millions side would have conditions like it’s stolen money and the mob know who has it

And where’s the fun in any of that?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Don’t buy, produce.

BulbasaurBabu,

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Palkom,

Yoy got it, no buying produce.

7u5k3n,

0.00099 was the lowest price at the start… $500 then wouldnhave gotten you 505,050.50 coins at $50k /per

Would be $25,252,525,252.526

That’s all you’d need to do… never mind the knowledge of apple Google Amazon etc stock.

greenskye,

Actually managing to sell that many coins would be pretty difficult. I remember exchanges crashing on the day it peaked as everyone was trying to sell. It’d still be way to make a lot of money though.

7u5k3n,

Yeah that’s very true… Heck like you said that’s a lot of money… You could.have started selling 100s at a time for much lower years prior… it would have been easier, 100 a day of Bitcoin being sold would raise flags and you’d still make absolute stupid money.

Ah well. If only lol

psud,

Selling thousands at a time as you get closer to the peak.

PatFussy, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

I was about 6 and a half when 9/11 happened so i would probably be telling everyone about that and end up getting arrested by the bush administration. Ill take the money

figjam, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

With the red pill I would have knowledge of my neuro oddness stuff which would have been SUPER FUCKING HELPFUL. I could have avoided all the self inflicted misery of middle and high school. I only can guess at what I would be doing as an adult if I were a self aware and confident kid.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my life despite the path that I took to get here but I feel bad for little me.

Pyr_Pressure, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill duh

BulbasaurBabu, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to risa in These Tsunkatse matches are getting out of hand
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Thirty quatloos that Tuvix dies

Daft_ish, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

I guess you have to take time. It’s invaluable. Plus you have great investment opportunities.

troglodytis, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Team Purple.

Allero,

That is the option to take red pill and buy Bitcoin later

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