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jordanlund, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.

darkpanda, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

If I choose red, I wouldn’t be able to guarantee my daughter would be born even if I met my wife because of, well, biology, but if choose the blue pill I can make sure she’ll have a huge head start on life from this point out, so blue pill it is.

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly! In the past, I would have chosen the red pill to change decisions that I made in the past. But today there are some things in my life that are not directly the result of conscious decisions, but that I would not want to miss.

volvoxvsmarla,

Yeah same. I would love to avoid so much pain and suffering I went through, so much wasted time and bad decisions, but I would not risk it if I didn’t end up with my spouse and child. So, blue pill all the way. Also, 10 mil would actually solve 95% of all our problems to be honest.

PopShark,

Wholesome take

whome,

You can guarantee that she won’t be born

rawn, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

6 year old me was unhappy enough without a plethora of knowledge and absolutely nothing to do with that.

I’ll have the money please, I got some ideas to make 6 year olds less unhappy.

For the statistics: 40s, successful, no family.

Melody, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

My entire house:

“BLUE PILL PLS!”

devfuuu, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill only worth it if restarted at 4. 6 is already too late.

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

What happened at age 5?

devfuuu,

You know the usual memories of doing weird shit in pre school, being traumatized, also losing people and stuff like that. The usual memories that totally regular people have from that age and stay with your for the rest of your life

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

I saw a tall man in a leather jacket in a supermarket and ran up and hugged him because all tall men in leather jackets are my dad. 5 year old me forgot that he was passed out at home from some drug/alcohol concoction so how could he be in the shop?

Traumatised me for life.

Aggravationstation, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

With the red pill, do I go back in time to when I was 6 with all of my knowledge or become a different 6 year old now with all of my knowledge?

AlfredEinstein,

Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring

Aggravationstation,

Yea, or do I become me as a six year old in the modern day?

If it was a monkey paw type of situation you’d probably become a six year old child in pre-historic times.

Morcyphr,

You become a 6 year old in the present, and you spawn at Point Nemo.

psud,

Monkey paw is supposed to suck, not be instant death

cyberpunk007, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill easy. Make note of all the stock stuff that comes over the next couple decades, gain more than 10 mill and have more life experience in the tougher times.

cows_are_underrated,

Now you just have to convince someone to buy the stocks for you.

CallumWells,

It doesn’t say you go back in time to being six years old, you start over as a six year old. A six year old in 2024.

Hashtag monkeys paw.

YoorWeb,

Ah, I didn’t read the contract correctly. Blue pill it is then, no one wants to grow up in 2040’s.

los_wochos,

restart your life. I think you were right in the first place, but let’s keep the meta discussion going :)

veni_vedi_veni,

By then, cardboard boxes will be sold for billions

whome,

Too late, your shift in the sweatshop starts in 5 minutes, of to work.

Psythik,

It’s even easier than that. Red pill, then remember to start mining bitcoin with your PC in 2009. You’ll be a multi billionaire in under a decade.

Relo, to risa in What is air really?

Flatmosphere

Chakravanti,

Fiatmosphere

Zerush, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

With the red pill, the blue pill is redundant.

YoorWeb,

Imagine all the sweet sweet bitcoin that you’ll sell to invest in Gamestop stock at just the right time.

psud, (edited )

I’d probably make the first money on Apple. Maybe on the up part of the dot com bubble.

Betting on elections too.

People looking at your history would notice your exceptional luck

I wonder if the effort to make money would break some of the big moving companies, prevent Bitcoin

Gotta remember to big short 2007

BunEnjoyer,

It’s just a question of whether or not you want to repeat, for many that’s a solid no

pan0wski, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@pan0wski@infosec.pub avatar

I’m taking the money, I don’t want to be a child again.

randomTingler, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

It’s kind of curse to live knowing what’s going to happen to our dear ones, but on the other way I could spend some extra time who is not with me now.

Earning $10mil will not be my motive if I am going to live this life again…

giffybiss, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Give me the dollar.

Jarix, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Restart my life

What083329420, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Gimme the money, I’m counting down the years I dont want any extra xD

majestic, (edited ) to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Is it like people older 30 chooses red, and people under 30 blue?

Kedly,

More like people who have things they arent willing to lose choose Blue and everyone else chooses whichever

psud, (edited )

I’m over 40, chose red, have things to lose, and am confident that I’ll have a good life again, but better in many non-monetary ways, though apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Bitcoin, Hasbro mean the money side will also be alright

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